Hello my muffins. No, this is not the new horror story I was planning on writing. But it's something. Okay, if you really want to hear from me, you'll have to scroll to the end of this chapter. But do that only after you finish reading the story. Anyways, let it begin.

Disclaimer: No, I do not own Victorious. This is just a way for me to put my writing career on a go. Yay! (that was sarcasm. except for the owning Victorious part. I really don't own it.)

It was a beautiful day in California. The sun was shining perfectly. The birds chirping was not so annoying. And people were being kind to one another. Instead of robbing old ladies, people walked themed to their cars. Instead of spray panting buildings, people painted murals for the homeless. Basically, it was like a scene in a Disney Princess movie. It was seriously a perfect day.

Except in a certain RV.

More specific, Beck Oliver's RV. Now if you met Beck Oliver, most likely the first thought that would cross your mind would be was 'Man, that guy is handsome.' Regardless of gender.

And you would be correct. Because Beck Oliver was handsome. Just don't try to act upon those thoughts. Don't try to talk and become friends. Don't flirt. Don't even look at him. Just walk away.

Because like all good traits in people, there something bad to match. Could be arrogance and a big head. Could be ignorance and a small brain. Or it could be a super jealous, clingy, loud, confident, not-afraid-to-speak-her-mind-or-beat-you-up girlfriend of two years. In Beck's case, it's the third one.

So, you can see where this is going. With a girlfriend like Jade, there was bound to be problems. And these problems are what led to Beck's RV sounding like a Yerbanian war.

Jade and Beck were just hanging out. Beck was outstretched on his bed, trying to do his homework, but unable to concentrate. It was because his phone kept ringing.

Jade was sitting at Beck's desk, his laptop open and in front of her face. She was trying to get into her boyfriend's account. But the stupid login wouldn't work.

"Beck, I am going to break this laptop. It won't let me into TheSlap!"

Beck didn't answer her.

"Did you hear me? I seriously will break this! Did you change your password again?"

Still no answer from Beck.

Jade, frustrated, took the time to let out a big groan and turned around. She saw Beck, smiling down at his phone. And it wasn't a small smile. It was a big, showing-your-teeth smile. The ones that disgusted her, but she secretly loved on Beck's lips. She felt a pang of jealousy hit her hard. Jade hadn't ever really made Beck smile that wide. And now a phone was beating her!

This could only mean he was:

1) watching celebrities under water on mobile TV.

2) texting a cheerleader. Or a cool nerd. Or that Jet Brew cashier. Or that suspicious man from Inside Out Burger.

Jade went with the latter. Beck would only smile if the celebrities made it alive/conscious through their timed period under water. Considering that most of the celebrities were terrible swimmers, that was next to never.

"Who you texting?" Jade asked, nonchalantly, though she felt like cutting something up.

At this particular moment, Beck had decided to look up, and realized that Jade was waiting on him for something. He said, "Sorry, Jade. Didn't catch that."

Jade gave him at look of disbelief and glared at him. She stood and walked towards him slowly. Then, she snatched the phone from his hands.

"Jade." Beck said calmly. Really he wasn't calm. The thing on his phone currently was a text conversation. He hoped that while snatching the phone, Jade accidentally touched something to make the page change. He didn't exactly want an argument. Of course, he had no such luck.

Jade was shocked. Her eyes went left to right to left to right as she read the text conversation.

Chelsea: hey hey

Me: sup

Chelsea: nothin much. U?

Me: im just here. U no. relaxin

Chelsea: : ) yup. that's tots cool.

Me: yup…..

Chelsea: ok. so anyways I was wondering, wuld u lik 2 come 2 da Cuddlefish concert with me?

Me: chels…..

Chelsea: look, I know u have a tots clingy gf, but u don't gotta tell her

Me: that wuld b lying

Chelsea: no. it would b not tellin. Come on. Please. I promise it'll me tots platonic.

And that's where the texts stopped. Jade instantly thought of what Beck would've replied with if she hadn't stopped him. Maybe a 'ok. Sure.' or 'cool. Im totally there.' or 'ur rite my gf is soooo lame. I should leave her 4 some blonde ditz with upper parts. : ) : ) : )'

With each thought, Jade got even more angry. She knew she should trust Beck, but it was impossible for her. She could always see the bad in everything. And texting other girls was considered a bad for her.

"When were you going to tell me that you were having an affair with Chelsea." the name rolled off Jade's tongue like a virus. (which Chelsea probably had lots of)

Beck groaned. "I'm not having an affair with Chelsea."

"Then why does she have your number?"

"I'm not allowed to give people my number?"

"Not when they're blonde flirts."

Beck ran a hand through his hair and said, "But Chelsea's not a blonde. She's a brunette."

Jade gasped and her eyes got wider. "Brunette Chelsea? That's who you're texting? The senior brunette Chelsea?"

Beck nodded and tried to force down a smile. Seriously, Jade was kind of cute when she was surprised.

Meanwhile, Jade was fuming. The senior brunette Chelsea? That's who Beck, her boyfriend, was texting? Not only was Chelsea high on the social ladder, but she was known as being super sympathetic and nice to everyone, making her very popular. The only exception was that she did have a vicious side, almost as mean as Jade, and very cruel to those who wanted to get to the top. Jade's social status depended somewhat on what Chelsea said. So Jade could never yell, snap, or accuse her.

But she could yell, snap, and accuse Beck. Twice as much.

"Beck, you are impossible! I can't believe you would even text Chelsea the senior! Have you lost your mind? I demand you to delete her number!"

Beck rolled his eyes. Seriously, this was getting old. Especially when you have to experience every day for two years. "Look, Jade, I'm not doing anything with Chelsea. Or Tori. Or anyone."

"Why was Tori your second choice?"

"What?"

"I said, why was Tori your second choice. You could've said 'or Cat.' or something, but you said Tori." Jade explained. Beck was starting to get on her nerves. Why bring Tori Vega into this?

"Why bring Tori into this?" Beck asked. The irony.

"I didn't bring her in! You did! By saying her name!" Jade protested. Her head was pounding, but she wasn't going to give in. That's what Beck wanted. To control her.

"Oh my! Jade. Stop overreacting. Seriously!" He didn't mean to raise his voice. But, yes he did. Jade didn't listen to anything he says. So maybe she'll listen to shouting.

"I'm overreacting? Beck, it seems like I'm the only one committed in this relationship! You just don't seem to care! Like being with me is just a joke!"

"I'm as committed as you are. But you take everything to the extreme. If I text a girl, I'm cheating. If I talk to a girl, I'm cheating. If I look at a girl to long, I'm cheating. If I'm working on a project for class with a girl, I'm cheating! If you had any trust whatsoever in me, we wouldn't have any problems in this relationship!"

Jade scoffed. She threw her hands up in the air in exasperation. "Typical Beck. Very typical. Make this my fault."

"But it is your fault Jade." Beck said, in a lower, softer tone. He was tired. Arguing wasn't something he liked to do every day. "You're the one who made this such a big deal."

Jade was shocked. Not only was he blaming this on her, he had just said it was her fault. Her fault for what? This argument? So because she asked a few questions, it was her fault? It was Beck's too. Why didn't he keep trying to reassure her nothing was going on? That's what good boyfriends do. He just keep arguing back. And if it was another day, she would've secretly like it. But it wasn't another day. He wasn't texting a loser like Gwen Grit. He was texting a Hollywood Arts princess.

"You know what Beck? If you feel that way, then fine. We're through."

"We're breaking up?"

"Yeah…. Yeah. We are. Bye."

Jade walked off. She really just wanted to leave before she destroyed something in Beck's RV. She was still very angry and wasn't calming down anytime soon.

Beck however, was calm. He was a half hurt and sad with the fact that Jade, his girlfriend of two years, had left. But a thought repeatedly flashed through his mind. And it wouldn't go away. It was just one word and it was a big deal to him. Freedom.

He was free from assumptions.

He was free from suspicions.

He was free from insults thrown at his friends and himself.

He was free from strange addictions of pain and blood, and fatty lumps.

Then, Beck made a earth shattering realization. That all those things he was free of made up Jade West. Everything thing he disliked in the relationship left with her. Which meant:

He was free of Jade West.

Beck didn't know if this was a good thing or a bad thing. He didn't want to find out. But he, now girlfriend-less didn't have to worry about jealousy. And he wanted to go to the Cuddlefish concert.

Beck then realized that Jade had his phone when they were arguing and probably left with it by accident (or not). 'Guess I'll have to Slap Chelsea then.' he thought and walked toward his laptop. He looked at the screen, surprised to see that TheSlap was already opened up, and was on the login page. In small, red letters, it read:

Login failed. Incorrect password!

So Jade was trying to get into his account, huh? If he was still her boyfriend, he would be amused. But since he wasn't….

'Good thing I changed my password.'

So yes! The couple we love (or hate for you Cade, Jandre, Jori, Rade, Bat, Bori, Bendre, Reck lovers. [see what I did? I listed my favorite non Bade pairings in order from most favorite to least!] )

Anyways, I found myself writing this at like 1: something AM and I actually like it so I hope you do to. Speaking of the story, this will mainly be Jade centric and will focuse on her finding independence. But there will be some Beck and Tori and Cat and other character's chapters!

Now, I just wanted to try out a story like this because I love the idea of Jade being independent. She's portrayed as a strong character but apparently, she need someone to lean on. Not saying that it's a bad thing because everyone needs someone to lean on. But the way Jade leans on Beck makes me angry. I want to see a strong Jade, who doesn't need a man (or boy) to be strong. You know what I mean?

And am I the only one who thinks the relationship is unhealthy. It's cute, it really is, but it's sort of unhealthy. The way Beck sometimes bosses Jade around is like a dad would. And since it seems like Jade's dad doesn't really give a rats butt about her, and she needs a father figure..….yeah. See where I'm going? Kind of disturbing but also kind of true. Well, to me anyways.

Okay so again, hope you enjoyed, thanks for reading and I hope you review. Also, if you are going to review, can you answer these questions? You don't have to but I just wanna know your answers.

1) What makes you angry about the Bade realationship?

2) Do you think the Bade realationship is kinda unhealthy? Care to elaborate?