DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN Ed, Edd, n Eddy, or Harry Potter. Ed, Edd, n Eddy belongs to Danny Antonucci, and Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling.

Chapter 1

Everyone in the Cul De Sac remember the exciting day when 12 owls came swooping down from the skies out of nowhere, each carrying a piece of paper in it's beak. It was a normal, hot, mid-summer day where the Eds were busy with their latest scam, Rolf was tending to his farm, Kevin hitting baseballs trying to impress Nazz, Jimmy and Sarah happily playing with dolls, and Jonny and Plank sitting in Jonny's backyard playing cards. Obviously, Plank won every time. The Kankers were arguing over the remote in their trailer, somehow, their argument went from the television, to the Eds. So, to sum it up, it was a perfectly normal day.

"HEY SOCKHEAD GET OVER HERE!" Eddy yelled at the top his lungs.

"I am coming Eddy, no need for such aggression." said Double D.

"Our Light-speed Courier Service isn't complete without some stupid pidgeons to deliver the letters!" said Eddy.

"I HAVE PIGEONS RIGHT HERE EDDY!" said Ed rushing over their with a huge, goofy grin on his face.

"ED YOU IDIOT THOSE ARE CHICKENS NOT PIDGEONS!" You could tell that Eddy was having a bad day.

"BUT I LOVE CHICKENS EDDY!". Then Ed had the saddest, puppy-dog face you have ever seen.

"You know what Ed?, it's getting late, lets just go with it!"said Eddy lacking hope in today's scam.

"Step right up and have your letters delivered in he fastest letter delivery service on planet Earth! Only 25 cents!" Eddy anounced to the rest of the Cul De Sac.

"This better not be another one your stupid plans to rob us blind of our hard earned money FISHFACE!" said Sarah with gritted teeth.

"This better be worth it, or the only thing I'll be delivering is my fist, DORKS!" said Kevin.

"Er, right, well, Double D, why don't you demonstrate our service to our customers here?" said Eddy who was sweating like a pig.

"Um, why sure Eddy." Double D was also sweating.

He put a folded piece of paper into the chicken's mouth and the chicken flew away sloppily into the distance. The whole Cul De Sac waited for about a minute. But then, from the clouds came a majestic snowy owl with a yellowish piece of paper in it's beak. All of the kids, including the Eds, stood in complete awe as the owl dropped the yellowish piece of parchment right into Double D's hands.

"Er, well, there you have it folks, see what did I tell ya?"

"Cool!" "Amazing!" and "Wow!" echoed throughout the crowd of kids as they assembled into a straight line to deliver their letters.

"Yeah, there you go suckers! Uh, I mean customers, remember, only 25 cents!"

Eddy looked with complete lust as the jar kept filling up with quarters and kids were handing him letters to deliver. Then, 11 more owls came swooping down from the skies, dropping letters into everyone's hands, including Ed and Eddy.

"Well thank you all for using our service, we gotta be going now!" All three Eds sprinted away with the jar of money, and their mysterious letters.

The had gone over to nearby tree. Of course, Eddy didn't really pay much attention to the letter, he was staring at his jar filled to the very top with quarters.

"YES, WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH I TELL YOU, RICH!" Eddy exclaimed. "I CAN ALREADY TASTE THE JAWBREAKERS!"

"We can also create gravy-flavored jawbreakers Eddy!"Ed was salivating just thinking about that idea.

"Yes gentlemen, I too am looking forward to the sweat taste of jawbreakers, but I am also quite concerned with these letters we recieved."

Double D opened the red wax seal with the letter 'H' on it, and the letter read:

HOGWARTS SCHOOL

of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Headmaster: ALBUS DUMBLEDORE

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,

Supreme Mugwomp, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Eddward (Double D),

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

"Gentlemen! we've all been accepted to a school of some sort!" Double D gleefully exclaimed!"

"What? a SCHOOL?!, I haven't even tried to sign up for a SCHOOL?!" Eddy looked at Double D as if he had 3 heads.

"Gimme that!" Eddy took a minute to read over Double D's letter before his eyes grew extremely wide.

"Wizard, Witch, Warlock?! WHAT?!"

The mentioning of those words got Ed's attention away from gravy flavored jawbreakers.

"WIZARDS, WARLOCKS, WITCHES, they're real? YES EDDY, I KNEW THEY WERE REAL! We should train to be all powerful warlocks and fight evil monsters, like Magical Max in issue #145!"

"Get a load of yourself Lumpy" said Eddy still amazed at the letter.

"Well, we should all go inform our parents of this." said Double D. "We could all attend this school together!"

"Now that I think about it, this 'Hogwarts' sounds a lot more fun than stupid Peach Creek Junior High!"Eddy said with a look of disgust.

So, the trio went to tell their parents about how they were accepted to a wizarding school. While they were walking to their houses, they noticed everyone else in the Cul De Sac was also reading and talking about their Hogwarts letters too.

Double D's parents were very, very proud that he was accepted to a school, wizarding or not. They were also completely shocked to find out that magic is indeed real. His parents gave him money for the plane to London and extra $50 to purchase school equipment. He read his supplies and found out that he doesn't need to bring any more clothes. His suitcase contained his pajamas, toothbrush, soap, shampoo, brush, showercap, his labelmaker, a magnifying glass, anti-bacterial hand sanitizer, a few of his books he might want to read for fun, Jim the Cactus, and some bunny slippers all perfectly fit inside his suitcase. He noticed also that his suitcase was covered in post-it notes with tasks written on them from his mother.

"See you next summer Eddward!" Said both of his parents.

Ed's parents were AMAZED he was accepted to ANY school! He and Sarah both told his parents about the school and the letter. They also both recieved money for the plane to London, and $50 to buy school equipment. Ed packed buttered toast, gravy, and tons of comic books, stuffing it all into a torn, old backpack.

Eddy's parents were also amazed that he was accepted into any school since he had a criminal record. Eddy got the same money Double D and Ed did from his parents. He packed some mature magazines, a comb, shades, and a handheld mirror into his dufflebag.

It was now August 30th so the Eds were leaving to go to London where they can not only get their school supplies, but also leave to go to Hogwarts. Everyone in the Cul De Sac went on the same plane.

"MY EARS HURT EDDY" whailed Ed. "I THINK THEY'VE BEEN INFECTED WITH A DEADLY FLYING PARASITE FROM SPACE!"

"Shut up Lumpy, we are almost in London!" Eddy said while quite annoyed.

"Eddy, I pity Ed, someone can experience quite the amount of pain at this time."

"It is caused by unequal pressures that develop on either side of the eardrum as the planes starts to descend." Double D lectured.

A few minutes later, they arrived in London City Airport. However, they were experiencing quite a bit of jet lag, so they spent the extra money they didn't spend on the plane to buy a cheap motel room in London. When they woke up, it was August 31st, time to shop for supplies.

Author's Note: So that is the end of chapter 1, please leave a review so I can improve the next chapters.