A/N: Ok so I busted out of my hiatus and grieving for my lost turtle flash drive with all the fanfics on it that I will most likely NEVER get back. I forgot to mention that over 100 family pictures were on that thing just in case the computer failed and most likely have been deleted by the thief. Anyway, a few explanations. The reason I said "Clearly Human" was because I imagined the idea that previous to this, someone messed around with black magic (José) and they turned human. Thus this little story arose. If you want a clear picture of what they look like go to Chakko's DA account although I slightly switched up Donald. I do NOT own Disney characters at all because if I did these three would be together forever. At the end I said Pistoles but I also said Panchito has a really long name. I consider Pistoles to be a nickname just in case someone can't remember Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzales. Enjoy!
A young man with nearly white, blond hair and black eyes wearing a light blue sailor outfit with knee high yellow socks and loafers tapped his foot impatiently. Just then what sounded like a trumpet playing caught his attention.
Walking towards the sound he found another man wearing a boater, yellow tux, along with green pants. Green hair reached down to his chin framing a face of red eyes. Said person was blowing into the handle of an umbrella, opening and closing it in a way that it somehow made a trumpet noise. The ladies were obviously enjoying the spectacle as each one received a wink whenever he passed them. Heck some even swooned! Once he finished, he gave an elegant bow.
"José!" the sailor man called out cheerfully as opposed to his grumpy demeanor.
"Meu amigo Donal?" the green haired male raised an eyebrow.
"You're joking right? Get over here friend!" the blond dragged his friend away from the crowd.
José held onto his umbrella tightly wondering where the familiar looking stranger was taking him.
"Para onde estamos indo?" he asked in portuguese.
The other turned around with a look clearly saying "In ENGLISH please." He repeated the same phrase ,"Where are we going?"
"You know where." In a few minutes they were in a place where sharpshooting, bullriding etc. contests were being held. Basically a rodeo.
~Caballero Time Skip~
Happy energetic Latino music played through speakers. The two pals headed to the stage pushing through the crowd up until they were at the very front. The person they saw was the one they most expected, however in the most unexpected appearance. A clearly human person wearing the familiar red outfit with the sombrero and holstered guns was moving to the music. Of course the other two began their own dancing in front of the stage which included José swiping a stray guitar just before the red head began singing. Not to mention Donald's hand got stuck in something so he was grunting the whole time that sounded like duck noises (duh).
Ayyyyyyy! Jalisco no te rajes
Me sale del alma~ Gritar con calor
Abrir todo el pecho, me sale este grito
Que lindo es Jalisco!
Palabra...de~~~... Honooooooooor
Just then a loud pop sounded from where the music was playing. Out came the blond's hands while the Brazilian simply gave his crooked smile with the cigar twirling between his fingers. Also because the singer began shooting his guns excitedly at the random targets left around the room insanely fast to the point that the recoil not only pushed him back, but actually began lifting him off the ground! The crowd watched amazed mostly because he never missed a shot even though he was going "A-ha-hai!" while he was at it. Breaking total logic the sombrero wearing person tossed the somehow still shooting guns up in the air catching them in the holsters. It was then he noticed the two mischief makers in the audience after giving a rather exaggerated bow.
"Ah mis amigos! Que'uvo cuates!" he jumped off the stage seemingly dropping the hat although it slammed onto his head once more breaking all logic.
The man took the other two into a big hug then shook their hands saying, "Gracias por venir! Palabra que estoy encantado de mirarlos aqui!" in rapid Spanish.
"Contente de ver voce tambén Panchito," José laughed shakily, adjusting his hat.
Panchito of course gave no time for that. "Here, amigos. Donald," he tossed a hat to Donald, which was slightly oversized so it ended up sinking over his eyes.
"José!" the other actually caught it. Laughing he said, "Caramba! Now we're the three Caballeros!" the Mexican annouced getting on stage with them in tow. "YAAAAAAAAAAA-WO!" he screeched to the point the others seemed to shake until a simple hand motion stopped them. New music started up.
We're Three caballeros
The Three Caballeros
They say we are birds of a feather
they did hand motions of birds flying as chirping noises came up although Donald was more clumsy and tripped. Heck they accidentally stomped his foot but he recovered quickly.
We're happy amigos,
No matter where he goes,
The one, two, and three goes We're always together~
To show this they bunched up against each other and did a little hopping thing then taking off the sombreros with big smiles. "AH HA HA!" the three suddenly ran around for a few seconds doing silly things and randomly went back into perfect formation.
We're three happy chappies with snappy sarapes
they turned to show that on the other arm they indeed had sarapes draped over them.
You'll find us beneath our sombreros~
They bowed until the hats fall to the floor and they danced around them in their own ways.
We're brave and we'll stay so
We're bright as a peso! Panchito pulled out a shiny coin.
"Who says so!" Donald demanded. "We say so!" the others responded by pointing a gun and umbrella at his face.
The three caballeros they then feigned innocence by hugging him to which the audience laughed. José wasted no time in impressing the audience by playing the trumpet on simply his umbrella though.
Ohhhhhhh we have the stars to guide us~
the human duck accidentally fell flat on his back from bending so far back making it all the more hilarious but got right back up when the next line came.
Guitars here beside us~
To play as we go~
Said person ended up playing a cello instead of a guitar because it was the only instrument available closeby.
We sing and we Samba!
We shout "Ay Caramba!" the rooster exclaimed proudly.
"What means, Ay caramba?" the parrot asked, cigar in one hand as he shrugged.
"Oh yes, I don't know," the red head shrugged back with a shy smile.
Ohhhhhh through fair or stormy weather~
We stand close together~
Like books on a shelf~
The two yanked Donald into the middle and began pressing up against him with bright smiles while said victim was obviously feeling very crushed.
And pals though we may be
When some Latin baby
Says yes no or maybe
Two of them whistled at a pretty hispanic lady while a certain someone looked away specifically because he already had a girlfriend.
Each man is for himself! That same one was the one to grab them by the back of the shirts to stop them.
Ayyyyy Jalisco no te rajes~Panchito pretended to do a feminine pose, cute blinking of his black eyes included.
Me sale del alma~ José now played his umbrella as a flute to even more awed looks.
Gritar con calor! the extremely long named bird sang as he danced in place with sombrero now in hand. Now even the American bird was playing a flute of sorts with the Brazilian as the other shouted and jumped excitedly.
Abrir todo el pecho a handful of confetti got thrown on stage from somewhere.
pa' echar este grito!
Que lindo es Jalisco
Palabra de~~~~~~
Honoooor~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pistoles' friends literally began trying everything to get him to stop making the last note longer than it should have been because in all honesty that guy had some strong lungs. Once he finished he gave a very loud shriek. "AHA!" what welcomed them was a unanimous applause.
Translations: Oh my friends! What's up! = Ah mis Amigos! Que'uvo cuates!
*Contente de ver voce tambén = Glad to see you too.
Gracia pot venir= thanks for coming, I swear I'm so happy to see you here! *In the actual english version he says son of a gun, but because the scenario was different this time. I hope you guys don't mind
Review, favorite, go ahead and tell me if I need to fix anything. This is Crystal signing off for the night and I hope you enjoyed my VERY FIRST oneshot!