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Usopp's Gun
The sounds of fighting rang loud and clear throughout the village of Ishlam. Villagers tentatively peaked out at the brawl taking place between the barbarians who enslaved their home and the brave pirates whom have sworn to defeat them or as Luffy would say, "kick their asses!" Yes, those brave pirates were the Straw-hats. All was not going well. For some reason, the barbarians had sea-stone weapons with them. With 4 of the straw hats greatly weakened, only five were left to fight and even they were not faring well. Zoro was still healing from his ordeal at Thriller Bark. Though he tried to hide it, it was clear that he was getting tired. Sanji got one of his legs broken during the fight. Nami managed to get her clima-tact taken from her. Franky ran out of Cola. Brooke had a multitude of fractures and unfortunately did not have any milk on him. And Usopp was running out of artillery. The fact that they were greatly outnumbered did not help.
The fight dragged on. Zoro finally collapsed from a bout of injuries and exhaustion. Sanji got his other leg broken and couldn't fight anymore. Nami wished she had her staff with her.
Only Usopp was left. Stay calm Usopp, stay calm. No need to panic there's only ten of them left you can do this! Usopp reached into his pouch to grab nothing. He tried again. Still nothing. He was panicking now. He searched desperately, trying to find anything. Anything to shoot with! But, it was useless. Ussop had finally run out of artillery. He was done for. At least, that's what he thought, until a spark of realization hit him. Usopp you idiot! You have a gun with you! You always bring it with you, wherever you go. Let's just hope it's loaded.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
His laugh made the brutes stop in their tracks.
"Beware for I have a mighty gun with me." Usopp slowly reaches into his pants. Everyone watches with bated breath. "A powerful, giant gun, no not a gun…" Now everything is silent. Everyone watches as Usopp reaches farther into his pants and ...WHIPS OUT HIS DICK!
"No, not a gun. A CANNON!"
"USOPp URINE!" DRINK PEE YOU BASTARDS!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah my eyes!" It burns!"
"My mouth! My mouth!" It went in my mouth! I think I swallowed some of it! BLARRGH! BLAG!"
"That's so cool!"
"Amazing!"
"You're so awesome, Usopp!"
"Is he done yet? Can I uncover my eyes, yet?"
"No, not yet Nami-chan. It really is quite amazing. The amount of urine he managed to hold in there is quite astounding."
"SUUUUUPER!"
"I SWEAR, IF YOU PEE ON ROBIN OR NAMI, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"
"Yo, ho, ho! Now that would be a sight to see. But I don't have any eyes to see with, SKUUUUULL JOKE!"
"Don't worry Sanji, Captain Usopp has perfect aim."
The fight ended with the Straw-hats the victor. The village was freed. Girls kept asking is they could see Usopp's "Cannon", which made Sanji extremely jealous.
The End.
A/N: I've re-uploaded this story because I've just realized I've been spelling Usopp wrong the whole time and that after her rescue, Robin no longer calls people by their title. Also, I'ved corrected some other errors.