"Sapphire you literally have no chill," Ruby said to Sapphire, basically out of her mind and fidgeting.
"Well I don't give a shit, it's our team that fucked up," Sapphire stared at Ruby, her one eye peeking out of her long hair.
"I'm just saying Sapphire, you have no chill right now."
"Yeah. Fan-fucking-tastic job out there, team. Fan-fucking-tastic," Sapphire crossed her arms and gritted her teeth. "And Pearl, I know your gem is formed in water but I had NO idea you could be THAT thirsty!" She grinned and clenched her fists. "I thought you only fused in 'deadly situations'."
Ruby stared at Sapphire nervously, still fidgeting and shivering. "Sapphire…Are you okay?"
Sapphireslapped her hand on her forehead and shouted, "WELL, NOPE-TY GEE-FUCKING WHIZ, HUH?!" Shegrinned again and put the two of her middle fingers in the air. "And Jamie can suck my ass."
"Alright, fuck it. C'mon babe, let's go punch the ocean…" Ruby had an annoyed and angry look on her face and she was frowning deeply.
"Yes. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Back to work for us! AS FUCKING USUAL! THIS IS FINE!" Sapphire shouted loudly, wrapping her arm around Ruby's shoulder.
A/N: this is based on a few tumblr posts I saw and I made them into a fanfic don't look at me