Blooper #1
C: No, Raoul, please don't, they'll see.
R: Well then let them see. It's an engagement, not a crime.
C: *mutters under breath lower than Raoul can hear* To Erik, it is a crime.
R: Christine, what are you afraid of?
C: Well lets see, *counts with fingers* Getting deceived by Erik, getting kidnapped by Erik, people getting killed by Erik, and being haunted by Erik. What are you afraid of?
R: Stuff simpler than that.
C: Like the dark?
R: Yes
C: Really?
R: Yes
C: Then you're lucky you're not me. Erik granted me nightmares, told me to let my darker side give in to his music, and Erik lives in darkness surrounded by candles.
D: *tosses script behind him*
Filmmaker: Ow, that hit me in the eye!
D: Woops, sorry.
Or this one.
P: Let your soul take you where you long to
BE!
C: Ow, I'm right here, there's no need to shatter my eardrum, thank you very much. I wasn't deaf but maybe I am now.
P: Sorry.
C: And by the way, if my soul could take me where I long to *shouts in Erik's ear* BE!
P: Owwwww.
C: Then I would be in the sunshine with Raoul.
P: That man in your dressing room?
C: Yes.
P: Oh so now I have a rival who also wants to marry you.
C: You *points to him* want to marry *points to self* me?
P: Well I was getting to that part, but you interrupted me.
C: Are we some sort of love triangle or something?
P: Apparently so.
C: Wow, I think I might faint.
P: Now that's what you're supposed to do in the script
C: Just for that, I'm not fainting.
D: Oh I give up.