Disclaimer:I do not own a Nissan Xterra,and it was my friend who made up
the smokey purple space chickens.This is my FIRST fic EVER!!!Don't flame me
if you hate it.Please r&r(
My attack from the Smokey Purple Space Chickens!
One day,I was watching the telly when suddenly I saw my favourite music video ever."19-2000" by the Gorillaz.I heard a knock at the door.
"Eeeek!It's either Hannibal or the Swedish Food Delivery Guy!"
I answered the door.Just as I suspected.Its some big, fat, guy, dressed as the priest from the Little Mermaid ,with only one nostril.Oh man I hate it when I'm right!So he comes in and grabs my Flying Moose® keychain! I said,"Hey you can't have that!That keychain's been just like a keychain to me!" He runs out the door with my keychain! I jumped in my Xterra and followed him.
Soon I saw a beautiful light.WALLY WORLD! I saw the guy run in and grab a fish-tank-cleaning-brush and then he hit me with it! So I grab a pack of 100 plastic sporks and throw it at him.But before the sporks hit him,a portal opened.He jumped in and I followed.
I soon found myself in a world with soaring whales and big pointless statues that move when you sing "In the End". I looked and what do I see. The Guy with my keychain and the Smokey Purple Space Chickens! My friend,Goozleberry-DiscoBall, threw a paper cup,a plastic spoon and a bendy straw to me. GoozleBerry-DiscoBall said that they were my protection from the Smokey Purple Space Chickens! I put the paper cup on my head of course and used Elmer's Glue to stick the spoon to my forehead. Oh yeah!I was ready! I found a soaring whale and jumped on it. I yelled "FREEDOM!" and charged! I hit the leader of the Smokey Purple Space Chickens. He fell off saying something about Afghanistan and how he would kick your butt.
Oh no!The guy was getting away. So I gave the soaring whale a mango fruit and then he was all powered up!We rammed the guy and I finally got my keychain back.I look over my shoulder and what do I see.A whole army of Smokey Purple Space Chickens! I yelled out,"Moo moo!" and started singing my favourite song...
"I ain't happy,I'm feeling glad,I got sunshine in a bag..." With that,the Smokey Purple Space Chickens fell into a trance while I escaped.
And that is how I defeated an evil priest and the Smokey Purple Space Chickens!
11/8/01 by Amber Thompson
My attack from the Smokey Purple Space Chickens!
One day,I was watching the telly when suddenly I saw my favourite music video ever."19-2000" by the Gorillaz.I heard a knock at the door.
"Eeeek!It's either Hannibal or the Swedish Food Delivery Guy!"
I answered the door.Just as I suspected.Its some big, fat, guy, dressed as the priest from the Little Mermaid ,with only one nostril.Oh man I hate it when I'm right!So he comes in and grabs my Flying Moose® keychain! I said,"Hey you can't have that!That keychain's been just like a keychain to me!" He runs out the door with my keychain! I jumped in my Xterra and followed him.
Soon I saw a beautiful light.WALLY WORLD! I saw the guy run in and grab a fish-tank-cleaning-brush and then he hit me with it! So I grab a pack of 100 plastic sporks and throw it at him.But before the sporks hit him,a portal opened.He jumped in and I followed.
I soon found myself in a world with soaring whales and big pointless statues that move when you sing "In the End". I looked and what do I see. The Guy with my keychain and the Smokey Purple Space Chickens! My friend,Goozleberry-DiscoBall, threw a paper cup,a plastic spoon and a bendy straw to me. GoozleBerry-DiscoBall said that they were my protection from the Smokey Purple Space Chickens! I put the paper cup on my head of course and used Elmer's Glue to stick the spoon to my forehead. Oh yeah!I was ready! I found a soaring whale and jumped on it. I yelled "FREEDOM!" and charged! I hit the leader of the Smokey Purple Space Chickens. He fell off saying something about Afghanistan and how he would kick your butt.
Oh no!The guy was getting away. So I gave the soaring whale a mango fruit and then he was all powered up!We rammed the guy and I finally got my keychain back.I look over my shoulder and what do I see.A whole army of Smokey Purple Space Chickens! I yelled out,"Moo moo!" and started singing my favourite song...
"I ain't happy,I'm feeling glad,I got sunshine in a bag..." With that,the Smokey Purple Space Chickens fell into a trance while I escaped.
And that is how I defeated an evil priest and the Smokey Purple Space Chickens!
11/8/01 by Amber Thompson