As a close friend of everyone on the Inception team, I've come to know a lot about them. But as you know, they do tend to keep things mysterious.
That's why I decided to hack each and every one of their cellphones, and steal their text messages for you all to read.
After all, don't we deserve to know a little bit more about them?
I've reformatted their texts into this form:
Time sent
From: -name-
To: -name-
-message-
This should make it easier to read instead of having to mull through all that crap like Eames' stupid texting signature (which I shall not disclose, as it's rather disturbing), and Arthur's inbox was just so…so organized. He put all of his text conversations in separate folders according to his contacts, which, unbeknownst to him, just made my job easier. Oh, Arthur.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy reading their conversations as much as I enjoyed stealing them. I'll just keep stealing their phones and putting up new text messages they sent, until I get tired of it. Which, who knows, may be never.
It may seem mean that I'm doing this, and I may regret it slightly later on when I'm not on such a sugar high, but like I said, we deserve to know.
Plus, they treat me like a child. So what if I am...err, slightly younger than them? I'm somewhat mature. Emphasis on the 'somewhat'.
Now, I have to go because I need to put these phones back where I found them, or someone is gonna get suspicious.