Status Update
I've seen all the other Facebook fics online and wanted to give it a try myself! I hope you guys like it!
...even though I'm not so sure about. It is sooo different than my regular writing style!
(Note: All typos are on purpose for the sake of 'internet lingo'!)
- Suitelife.
Rachel Berry likes New Directions Facebook Page (Public Figure)
Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: May I ask what inspired you to make New Directions Facebook Page? This could only lead to being slushied in both real life and on cyber space.
Comments:
Rachel Berry Kurt, what better way to create awareness for our Glee Club than to use a medium that appeals to our respective audience?
(Brittany likes this)
Kurt Hummel Still, do we REALLY need a Facebook page? It's not like anybody but us is going to like it.
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Rachel Berry You don't know that.
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Kurt Hummel Yes, diva. I do.
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Kurt Hummel Brittany, why are you liking everything?
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Brittany I don't know. I'm bored.
(Santana Lopez likes this)
Santana Lopez Come over, Brit. I can think of some stuff we can do...
Brittany I'll be there in 5. ;)
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Rachel Berry ANYWAY, as I was saying, the New Directions Facebook Page could create awareness.
Kurt Hummel OF WHAT?
Rachel Berry Of New Directions, silly!
Santana Lopez STOP SPAMMING MY NOTIFICATIONS. GOD! Pop up on chat or sumthing...
Kurt Hummel I'm leaving the convo anyway.
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Blaine to Kurt Hummel Hey. How's it going? :)
Kurt Hummel to Blaine Okay, I guess. :)
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Comments:
Brittany Who's Dwaine?
Santana Lopez Blaine, Britt.
Brittany That's what I said.
Santana Lopez When are u coming over?
Brittany Coming over where?
Santana Lopez ...
Brittany ...
Mercedes Jones Blaine is Kurt's new boy toy.
Kurt Hummel Is not!
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Blaine Yeah. We just friends.
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Santana Lopez Friends with benefits? ;)
(Brittany likes this)
Kurt Hummel No. Just friends.
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Blaine :)
Kurt Hummel :D
Santana Lopez Stop cyber-flirting! You don't know how to do it right anyway!
Kurt Hummel We're not flirting!
Santana Lopez You so are.
Kurt Hummel Are not.
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Santana Lopez Are so.
Finn Hudson Wait. What's going on?
Kurt Hummel Nothing of your concern, Finn. Go play COP or something.
Finn Hudson It's COD.
Kurt Hummel I don't care.
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Artie Abrams likes New Directions Facebook Page (Public Figure)
(Rachel Berry likes this)
Comments:
Rachel Berry Thanks, Artie! :)
Artie Abrams *UNLIKE*
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Artie Abrams jks!
Tina Cohen-Chang What's the deal with this Facebook page thing?
Kurt Hummel Rachel seems to think we need to 'appeal to our respective audience'.
Tina Cohen-Chang HUH?
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Mike Chang Don't worry, Tina. None of us can fully understand the mind of Rachel Berry.
Finn Hudson I still don't know what's going on.
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Sam Evans to Quinn Fabray We still on for tomorrow night? :)
(Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray like this)
Comments:
Quinn Fabray Of course! :)
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Mercedes Jones You two are so cute together!
Puck Puckerman *GAG*
Mercedes Jones Killjoy.
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Puck Puckerman Big mouth.
Mercedes Jones Baldie.
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Kurt Hummel GO MERCEDES!
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Quinn Fabray ...so BreakStix at 8?
Sam Evans You got it!
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Sam Evans likes Avatar Official Facebook Page (Film/TV)
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Brittany had so much fun tonight!
(Santana Lopez likes this)
Comments:
Santana Lopez So did I! ;)
Finn Hudson Had fun doing what?
Santana Lopez Stay out of it, FRANKENTEEN!
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Finn Hudson I'm just curious.
Brittany About what?
Finn Hudson ...about what you and Santana had so much fun doing.
Brittany Oh.
Finn Hudson So, what did you do?
Brittany We made out.
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Santana Lopez BRIT!
Brittany What?
Mercedes Jones ...there's a shock.
(Finn Hudson and 3 others like this)
Kurt Hummel and Blaine are in a relationship.
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Comments:
Mercedes Jones I knew it! I'm so happy for you, Kurtie!
(Kurt Hummel and Blaine like this)
Finn Hudson Wait. You and Blaine are dating? (You better not touch Kurt).
Kurt Hummel FINN!
Blaine Yep! We are...and believe me, Finn, I wouldn't lay a finger on Kurt without your permission. ;)
(Finn Hudson likes this)
Finn Hudson Since when have you been dating?
Blaine ...since five minutes ago?
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Finn Hudson I've just noticed something. You don't have a last name. So, what is it?
Blaine *OFFLINE*
Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry Okay Berry. Listen up! Your New Directions Facebook Page (which currently has only two likes) is obviously not very popular. So why not delete it?
Comments:
Rachel Berry Good things take time! You of all people should know that!
Kurt Hummel ...but does the good outweigh the bad?
Rachel Berry Does your new relationship with Blaine have its fair share of difficulties?
Kurt Hummel Don't bring Blaine into this!
Rachel Berry The page stays! Finn, you're on my side right? :)
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Finn Hudson Yeah, babe. I guess? (...even though I STILL have no idea what's going on...)
Kurt Hummel See? Even your boyfriend is against the idea!
Finn Hudson I never said that.
Kurt Hummel So much for brotherly 'loyalty'!
Rachel Berry Okay, Kurt! This is getting ridiculous! My guess is that your hatred for me has gotten so bad that you don't even want me to come up with any good ideas that could benefit our club greatly!
Kurt Hummel I wish comments had a word limit...
Rachel Berry :(
Kurt Hummel ...and I don't hate you.
Rachel Berry You don't?
Kurt Hummel No.
Rachel Berry Than why are you always so mean to me?
Kurt Hummel I'm mean to you because you get all the solos...but that doesn't mean I hate you.
Rachel Berry ...Okay. Let's make a truce.
Kurt Hummel A truce?
Rachel Berry Yeah...you know, Kurt, you and me aren't that different. We both aim for the stars. Maybe that's why we clash so much.
Kurt Hummel I guess...
Rachel Berry Let's agree that even though one of us might get more solos, we'll still remain... friends.
Kurt Hummel Friends?
Rachel Berry Yes. :)
Kurt Hummel Hmmmm...
Rachel Berry ...
Kurt Hummel You got yourself a deal! :)
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Finn Hudson Awww...my girlfriend AND my step-brother like each other.
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Mercedes Jones Berry, you better not replace me as Kurt's main 'confidant'!
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Quinn Fabray Finally! The whole 'Diva vs. Diva' thing was kind of getting old.
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Kurt Hummel and 9 others like New Directions Facebook Page (Public Figure)
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Reviews are love!