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"This is a very important message to all my readers," Came a sullen, girlish soundish voice from somewhere in the darkness of the room. There was a bang, a clang, a swear and somewhere along the lines of a pear.
"This is stupid! Why the hell am I here?" Replied an angry, male voice. There was stomping, before a light came on. Dukoro was sitting angstly in a chair. Kyo was on a chair beside her.
"Well, I'm not allowed to post this unless I have someone from the show with me," Dukoro sighed. "So I figured I'd turn this very important notice into a story."
Kyo rolled his eyes. "You're an idiot,"
"And you're a cat." Dukoro replied softly. "Anyways, lets get the thing on the road..."
Dukoro shuffled around under her chair with her hand. Kyo stared.
"What the hell is wrong with you? You got a wedgie, or something?"
Dukoro coughed. "No. I'm looking for a peice of..." She looked up. "Paper. Could you help me?"
"Why should I?" Kyo asked, sounding a bit pissed off. "You dragged me here just so you wouldn't get into trouble! I aint your little slave!"
"Fine!" Dukoro retorted. "I'll just remember from memory."
She ran her fingers through her hair and turned to no one.
"Well," She sighed under he breath. "Here goes."
"FINALLY!" Kyo yelled, before getting up and going in search of the fridge.
"You're probably wondering why I havem't updated in so damn long,"
"Not really," Kyo replied with a mouth full of... food.
"SHUT THE HELL UP." Dukoro said through gritted teeth. "Wasn't asking you."
"Fine,"
She rolled her eyes. "Well..."
I've lost my creative talent. It went as fast and as sudden as it came. I've tried many times to update stories, or write new ones. But! I just can't do it. I sit there and not know what to write.
"You think these people care?" Kyo coughed. "This is stupid."
"No, I think they care. Maybe."
I'll keep updating, but the quality of my stories will go down hill. I had trouble even writing this, as you might have noticed from above. I hope you're not all angsty now.
"Because," Kyo began. "You'd all have to sleep wityh Yuki."
"I never said that." Dukoro mumbled.
"No. I did."
Dukoro sighed. It was gonna be hard from here on end.