Author: Edward can I own you?

Edward: No.

Author: Can I Marry You?

Edward: Hell no!

Author: Can I date you?

Edward: No, I'm Bella's!

Author: Can I not not not never date you?

Edward: Ye... WAIT! no never leave me alone!!!! *leaves vampire speed*

As you can see I don't own twilight (or date Edward.) *sobs*

Chapter 1

Life as the New Hot Toy

BPOV

Beep, Beep, Beep

I awoke at the my new normal time 4am to my very annoying alarm clock. I ran quickly into the bathroom to take a shower. I had to use like fifty things every day. Ever since my friends, Rosalie Hale, Alice Cullen, and Jessica Murphy helped me get a make over I had to wake up this early. I grabbed my body butter, shower creame, body wash, soap, lotion, shampoo, and conditioner. All strawberry scented of course. Then I waited for my friends to come over. I still cannot believe that they don't trust me to do my clothes, make up, and of course hair.

They arrived at 6am with two hours until school started. It's the first day of school. I can't wait to see the look on Edward Cullen's face when he sees the new me.

FLASHBACK:

As I saw Edward leaving the classroom, I thought I should tell him how I feel. I loved him. So did almost half of the school. He is the school player, the proof is that he missed a plane just because he had to make out with a girl in the car before he left. I was probably the only girl in the school that loved him, and he didn't try to ask out.

I stood there watching him walk by. I could finally work up the courage to tell him how I felt. I loved him. Then I remembered the note that he handed me a note that told me to meet him outside at the town park.

I drove there after school, I saw Edward right away. Then next to him I saw Tanya his girlfriend. I heard them yell here comes the geek, then started making out. After that I almost broke the speed limit going home.

I looked at myself in the mirror. I had ugly glasses, bulky braces, acne, and was over weight. I look at a geek.

END FLASHBACK

I looked in the mirror again, and saw a new Bella. I got lasic eye surgery, skin treatments, got my braces off, and lost a lot of weight. I was looking good, for once. The girls dressed me in a lacy white cammy, a jean mini skirt, thongs for shoes, and a nice diamond necklace.

I was not single, but if Edward asked me out would I say yes? Of course not! Why would I go on a date with the school player? No. Maybe. Hell Yes! He's HOT!!! Wait he hurt me. Maybe it's time to teach him a lesson that he won't forget. Yes it's time.

"Hey Jess?" I said.

"Yes?" She replied.

"Do you think that it's a good idea to teach Edward that payback's a bitch?"

"Hell Yea!"

That was that. I would get my revenge and I knew exactly how. With help from my boyfriend Carl Smith.

FLASHBACK:

I was stepping out of the car in front of my house. Then out of no where the boy I had the biggest crush on appeared. Well the second biggest crush. The boy who I had the biggest crush was of course Edward Cullen, the hottest jock in school.

There he is Carl Smith - the boy I wanted to ask out like five years ago - talking to my best friend's boy friend, Emmet - wow he looks hotter than I remembered. He walked up to me and said, "Hello I'm Carl Smith. I don't believe that we have met." I replied, "I do believe that we have met. I'm Isabella Swan or just Bella."

"Oh my god. Bella what happened to you?"

"I got a make over."

"Bella there's something that I've wanted to ask you."

"Me too."

"You first."

"Ok. I've always wanted to ask you out."

"No. You must be joking . I was just about to ask you out, but then my mother died and I had to move with my father."

"Well do you want to?"

"Yes."

END FLASHBACK