WEREWOLF VS VAMPIRE: THUMBWAR
The ring was surrounded by audiences, spectators, watchers, lookers, rabid fan girl and people. It was a battle of the ages like years, decades. (I don't care okay? I'm just an author with a dream.
"Senor and senorita, WELCOME!! To the RING AROUND A ROSALIE, it's a battle of ages like I just said." The tall moustache wearing lady announces. She is actually an author that writes nonsense thus resulting into rabid fan girls chasing her.
"On the left side we have-drum rolls please-EDWARDO!!!"
"It's Edward-" said person interrupt.
"Right, EDWARDO!!!"
"No.. No-never mind"
"Edwardo weights about 110.2311238 lbs. He has the power of sparkly fairy.. fairy.. fairy.." her voice echoing in the court.
"I'm a vampire"
"Apparently, he has beaten Tinkerbelle in the world sparkliest fairy. Just by appearing in sunlight"
The crowd Ooh's and Aah's.
"On the other side, there's jacoBIGardo… weights like something-something I don't know, but he's heavy. He's a cat.. Um, dog-" she said monotonously"
"WEREWOLF!!!" Jacob screamed
"Right, FOX! Now let's get this over with! FAST!!"
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The competitors started to throw threats at each other.
"You suck!" Jacob said.
"Yeah! Bella's ass!" Edward retorted.
Deep within the crowd, Bella blushed beetroot red.
They started to thumb war.
The announcer said "The winner is…."
* WAIT FOR THE SAGA… *