Disclaimer. I don't own Naruto. I was inspired By Not Dead Nor Alive.
How to annoy the Naruto Characters
I don't own Naruto. In fact, the only character I do own is Nara Uzumaki.
Nara: Welcome everybody! This is my second Fan Fiction, so I hope you review! I really enjoy being here!
Shikamaru: Yeah, yeah, just get on with the darn show.
Nara: Ok, lets start with Shikamaru then.
Shikamaru: Ok, I didn't mean me! Do Sasate or something!
Nara: Nah, I think I will start with you.
Shikamaru: TTTT You torture me so.
Nara: I know!
Shikamaru
Tell him his hair is out of style.
When he says you are troublesome, laugh and say, "That was funny!"
When he says it again, say, "That was even funnier the second time!"
When he walks off, follow him, and say troublesome over and over again.
Go find Iruka, and tell him Shikamaru is being mean to you.
Sasuke (I'm so sorry! I am now gonna die!)
Tell him he is hilarious
When he looks at you like "Ur gonna die" roll on the ground and laugh like crazy.
When you get back up, tell him Itatchi is way more cooler,
And stronger,
And plain all around better than he is.
Run away before he can start his attack.
Nara
Tell her she sucks at Ninjitsu
Tell her Sakura has more fanboys.
Tell her Kakashi has more fangirls.
Tell her Sasate only beats her because she babbles way too much.
Walk around her constantly, and all the while singing "This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves"
Tell her Sasate is way more popular than she is.
Run away like the wind, before she starts her Rasengan.
Oruchimaru
Tell him frogs are way better then snakes will ever be.
Say your shampoo has gone missing, and that you think he's been using it.
When he says he hasn't, pick your empty shampoo bottle off the ground, and ask him why it's empty.
Smack him over the head, mumbling about how the heck he got into your house
Ask him how the heck he got into your house.
If he answers, run away yelling PERVERT!
Naruto
Say that the ramen shop no longer sells ramen. (Trust me, he'll be dumb enough to believe it.)
Have Kankuro, Temari, Sasate, and Lady Tsunade go on strike, and say Ramen is over rated.
When he walks by, say LOOK OVER THERE! ITS RAMEN!
Say tomatoes rock.
Nara: Well, I suppose that is all for now! Please review, and Make suggestions! I'm open for them!