'Captain Unohana!' 3rd seat Iemura whined. 'This cannot continue!'
The Captain smiled at him and asked: 'What seems to be the problem?'
'That new guy! He is stealing all the... I mean, he is creating unnecessary commotion!' Iemura complained. 'Come on, look at that!'
They looked at the queue of girls lined up at the entrance to the infirmary. Most of them were giggling, all of them were looking impatient. Bits of conversation could be discerned:
'...such a gentleman!'
'His blond hair is so...'
'...and when he looked at me with those blue eyes...'
'...the best student of his year!'
'I hear he writes poetry...'
'I'll say my chest hurts so he would touch my...'
Captain Unohana frowned: 'I assume they are talking about Kira Izuru.'
'Of course they are talking about that pest!' bitterly exclaimed Iemura. 'We need to transfer him to another Division as soon as possible. He is turning healing into some sort of farce!'
Captain Unohana grinned in a rather mischievous manner: 'Oh, on the contrary, I think it's good that Kira-kun makes our Division more popular! Don't you?'
'Yes, Captain,' resignedly sighed Iemura. Oh well. Convincing the Captain to kick Kira out didn't work, so it was time for plan B – convincing some other Division to take Kira. He would probably start with the 3rd, they certainly need additional popularity, what with the perpetually smiling freak of a Captain.