Ouran High school Host Club and Seikiri
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if after graduating from Ouran, Haruhi had moved to 'Tokyo' and became a host at the same club Homura worked at because it was all she could find work in? Now…she's part of the S-Plan…and her friends aren't happy. AU OOC Femslash and probably some bashing)
"You alright there Haruhi-kun?" Kagiri asked his friend at the host club, a rather feminine male who refused to sleep with any of the customers but didn't mind entertaining them in other ways. He mainly just talked to them and had tea, but he was still tied for first place as the most popular Host. Apparently the newest Host had some experience with Hosting in High school and kept to those rules and regulations.
"Fine Kagiri-san, just trying to find a new place to live. My apartment manager kicked me out to make room for the son of someone high up in the MBI." Haruhi said not looking bothered by that as he looked at some of the apartments for lease on the listing in front of him since his shift was almost over and he had no customers at the moment.
"Man that stinks. Well if you're looking for something on your budget then you can get a room at the Inn I'm staying at. Rent's pretty cheap, easily covered by our salary and it'd be nice to have another guy there." Kagiri said putting a pamphlet down in front of his coworker, making the younger boy glance at it before raising an eyebrow.
"You carry around a pamphlet in your pocket?" Haruhi asked sounding amused while Kagiri merely chuckled.
"I'm supposed to post some up on the boards and all on the way to and from work considering the vacancies we have at the Inn. Landlady asked me of it, and I'm definitely not getting on her bad-side." Kagiri said shivering and making Haruhi pause for a moment before nodding slightly. Kagiri stiffened slightly when he felt a familiar presence nearby and stared wide eyed at the woman giving him a look.
"Well if nothing else I could at least check it out. Mind if I walk home with you later Kagiri-san?" Haruhi asked smiling slightly up at the older man who smiled back and shook his head.
"Not at all Haruhi-kun. I'll see you in a few minutes, looks like someone is trying to signal you?" Kagiri said looking over at one woman who was desperately trying to motion for help from the nearest Host to get her away from the growling man standing in front of her. Haruhi sighed slightly and walked over, not caring that the entire club was watching this. Including a purple haired woman in a traditional outfit that had been about to intervene.
"Oh yeah and what would a girl into drama like better then?" The man demanded just as Haruhi made it over to them. Haruhi gave a small smirk, knowing just what to say considering that someone had once said it to her.
"Well how about something like…" Haruhi paused as he stepped over and wrapped an arm around the woman.
"I would never leave my lover alone." Haruhi said before spinning the woman slightly while she blushed.
"If we fight, we fight together. If we fail we fail together." Here Haruhi smiled and looked up at the woman as he held one of her hands in his own, kneeling down with his other hand over his heart.
"Even if I were to die I would never leave your side my love." Haruhi said pressing a kiss to the back of the womans hand and making her whole face flame red as Haruhi stood up again. Every woman in the club almost had a blush on their faces, even the purple haired woman blushed a bit.
"Was that more to your preference, my princess?" Haruhi asked still holding the woman's hand before his eyes widened and he looked panicked as he caught the woman when she fainted.
"Miss? Miss are you alright? What's wrong?" Haruhi asked worried as he looked at the downed woman concerned.
"She's alright Haruhi-kun. I think you're performance was a little too good is all. She'll be fine once she wakes up." Kagiri said snickering a little at the newest and most oblivious of the Hosts. It was like the young boy didn't even realize just how talented he was at Hosting. He was a natural!
"Where did you learn that anyways?" Another Host asked looking at the youngest of the group.
"Hm? I learned it from a friend of mine back in my first year of High School. She was from a rival school and club that was similar to a Host Club, but it was only for girls though. She's always fun to have around, especially when her and Senpai would argue over different things…actually I think she's still pissed at Tamaki-Senpai for the time where he had talked the rest of the Host Club into dressing in drag so that I didn't get 'stolen away' by the Zuka club. Mori-Senpai, Kyoya-senpai, and I were the only ones who weren't wearing drag. I still have the pictures of that somewhere." Haruhi said snickering by the end of it, that had been hilarious no matter how pissed Benio was at the moment it happened.
"I don't know why but the Zuka club, especially the three ring leaders were always trying to get me to join them." Haruhi said as he gently placed the woman on a nearby couch where some of her friends would wait for her to awaken.
"God damn pretty boys." One of the gruffer Hosts said as he dumped his drink on Haruhi's head. In an instant there was a dark blue aura around the smaller than normal male as he turned and glared at the guy who was a good foot taller then him and a good hundred pounds heavier. Kagiri was nearly freaking out while the purple haired woman seemed interested as Haruhi looked through his bangs at the man who paled and trembled under Haruhi's look.
Haruhi reached out and grabbed the man's arm, and in a flash the man was on the ground with his arm twisted behind his back harshly.
"Just because women prefer gentlemen to brutes like you gives you no excuse for your actions. Try it again and you'll see exactly what I learned from my old school mates and friends." Haruhi said bluntly and looking down at the man he was pinning easily.
"Come on Haruhi-kun. Our shift is up so let's get you to the Inn. You need a bath and some fresh cloths." Kagiri said trembling slightly as he pulled the smaller male off of the older one and guided him out the door, the purple haired woman leaving behind them and her face stained a light pink as she quickly got back to the Inn faster than any human could.
"All my things are in storage at the moment Kagiri-san." Haruhi said as he followed the older man out the door and down the street towards the inn.
"That's fine. You can borrow some of my cloths until yours are dry again." Kagiri said earning a thankful smile from the smaller boy.
"Ara who is this Kagiri-kun?" The purple haired woman from the club asked coming to greet Kagiri at the door as he announced his arrival and his guest less than ten minutes later.
"Hello Miss. It's a pleasure to meet you, please pardon my intrusion." Haruhi said politely as he bowed to the woman who looked at his wet cloths and hair.
"Haruhi-kun here works with me at the club, Miya. He was kicked out of his apartment and was looking for someplace new to stay so I told him about the vacancies." Kagiri said smiling at his landlady and older sister of sorts.
"Hmm yes we do have vacancies and if you get paid the same amount as Kagiri-kun then you'd be able to afford the rent no problem, but you look a bit wet. How about you take a bath first and then we'll talk about the rent and all?" Miya offered causing Haruhi to smile thankfully at her, not seeming to notice the small blush she hid behind her sleeve.
"Thank you very much ma'am. I appreciate it." Haruhi said with another bow while Kagiri looked at his older sister curiously. He'd never seen her act like that before.
"Come on Haruhi-kun, I'll show you the way to the bath house and get some of my clothes for you." Kagiri said guiding the boy to the bath house and earning a thankful look from the shorter host.
"Thank you Kagiri-san." Haruhi said with a bow as he was lead to the bath house.
"No problem. Be back in a minute with the clothes." Kagiri said leaving his co-worker to get undressed and bath while he went to find his eldest sister.
"Miya?" Kagiri asked worried when he found her looking torn between happiness and sorrow as she sat heavily on the floor in the kitchen. Miya looked up at him completely lost and confused, a look he'd never seen on her before. Her words caused his mouth to drop open however. It shouldn't be possible, although it did explain her behavior as of late and why she had been at the Host Club earlier.
"I…I don't know how but…I'm reacting to him. I'm reacting to Haruhi-san. I've been reacting for a week since you forgot your bento."