A/N: Yeah...pointless humor
_-GoddessOfYingandYang-_
The Right Man
Penelope wouldn't admit it.
She'd been the perfect little girl her whole life, and then she'd ruined it for the skies. The mouse didn't regret this, and she never would. It was her passion to fly, her passion to meet somebody as wild, and as crazy as her…
Here he was…sitting on the couch inches away.
Sly Cooper was silently sitting on the couch with a book placed in his lap; his eyes traveled the pages with much fascination. What the mouse saw, wasn't a raccoon reading a book he was engaged in, but the man she wanted to impress.
It wasn't just his looks.
His personality, and aspects on life were so…equal to hers.
They both loved crazy wild ideas.
They both liked to chance death.
They both always followed through on the commitments.
There was so many more she could think of off the top of her head…but it only made her angrier, knowing she'd never have him. Instead, everyone expected her to fall in love with that…nerdy turtle.
The guy was afraid of his own shadow!
She never wanted to end up with him…and she wouldn't…
Snoring peacefully, Sly Cooper lay in a slumber, unaware of the female mouse sneaking through the shadows towards him. Silently the mouse retracted rope from her side, and got to work tying his limp limbs to the posts of the bed.
Next she gently began to shake his shoulders, and awaited for the bright hazel eyes to blast open. Soon enough his eyes cracked open slightly, him looking exhausted non the less.
Without a word she jabbed her knock out formula into his neck. The thief's eyes widened as his met hers. She let a small grin pass onto her lips, and then slowly stroked his tense sides as he began to sink deep into the cushions of the bed.
Shaking his shoulders again proved that the potion had worked.
Untying his limbs, now that he was completely unconscious, she lifted him off of the bed with much struggle. He was small, but not smaller than her. So using her common sense, she laid him on one of her machines.
A simple metal table that cloaked.
Taking off into the night…the mouse smiled widely knowing now,
She had her man.
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Sly Cooper Characters.