Gordon, bereft over the loss of Eli to a hideous evil monster, found himself becoming extremely overweight with an acute risk of being a fatass. Then his best buddy Kleiner gave him a sexy pep talk. And with that Gordon had the strength to finally leave his house and avenge his handsome black friend's death. After rigorous handsome training, Gordon became a magical fairy prince and flew up high into the clouds for the FINAL BATTLE where Dawn fucking died. Later, Gordon went back to science and Gary became an alcoholic.
The End