"Do u know why i call you Keyboi?" Ube quoonstioned.
"Y?" Baranabous the dienoseaw asked as a tier (it wuz diamond liek Ubes) fell from his eye.
"Bcos u have the key... 2 my heart."
"Oh, Uberdöng." Kota swooned.
"Pls, let me do the penis with you." The Danish gentleman requested softly. "i have the lubez. It is tastely strawbs."
Keylime pie looked at Ubesoft gently b4 whispering, "i love you more than i love Poodiepie."
The confession made warmth pool in Ub's chest...
Actually he had a heart attack and died mid-coitus.
Keyori mourned him for as long as the hundred year war. It was a long time, longer than what it feels like to sit through all the Twilight movies and just as painful :'(
... But little did he know that Ubedong was the immortal zombie king and was secretly alive...ish the entire time.
"Fuk u and pewds ya lil bitch." The Zombie King said to no one, but aimed his malicious words in the general direction of England.
Everyone cried but they didn't really know why. No one gives a fuck.
The days passed by as Keyori mourned his lost love.
"Oh, Ubedick." He sighed, heart torn asunder.
Obviously, the pain he felt in his chest was heartbreak - not potential signs of heart disease.
Much to the dismay of the immortal, immoral Zombie King, his estranged love soon withered away from his broken heart.
Ubedonker didn't allow himself mourning. He still blamed the white-haired anime protagonist for his decay into zombiedom.
"The new Homeo and Juliet. 600/500" - Obama, 2k15.
"Could use more gay. 4/5." - Jesus, 2k16.
"The moral of the story is go to the doctor's every now and again, guys." - Bill Nye, probably.
"Needs more explosions. 1/10" - Michael Bay. The quote is not cited with a time as Michael Bay exists only inside a sub-dimensional rift where time is merely a construct.
~ FIN ~