Alice in wonderland (the drug version)

Hi im really bored and yeah this story is really funny enjoy

Chapter One : down the rabbit hole

Alice was sitting in her front yard making a crown out of daisies when she

noticed an odd plant growing among the daisies. It look like a plant that

she had seen her older teenage sister with. She went over to the plant and

tried to smell it but sadly it didn't have much of a scent. Then she

remembered she saw her sister light the plant on fire and then smell it.

Alice assumed that the plant had a beautiful smell on fire because she had

seen her sister smell it allot. So she took out some matches wrapped the

plant in paper (like she had seen her sister do) and smell it . It smelled so

good Alice decided to smoke it like how her sister would some times do.

"Wow man this plant is really nice", said Alice.

then Alice saw what looked like a rabbit hoping along the yard. By now she was

so wasted so thought it had clothes on and was singing a catching song "I'm late"

while looking at a watch.

"Hey is that a rabbit , wow you know it would be funny if he was singing and

wearing a suit , hey I think ill follow him"

Alice took another sniff of the plant and skipped over to the rabbit, frightened

the rabbit jumped down a tunnel( it wasn't a rabbit hole sorry just a construction

tunnel made for a pipe or wires to be put in there, ) Alice high on pot jumped

down what she thought was a rabbit hole. While she was falling down the hole

the drugs really started to work.

"HEY! What if... I .... fell so far that I got to the other end of the world

where the people stood upside down............"

Well in time Alice fell into a room with only a door and a table on the

table was a bottle marked "drink me" Now Alice being so stupid and high

walked over to the table and read the bottle and drank it.



"Hey this bottle says drink me I guess it wants me to drink it",

doped up Alice said ............... (the next chapter will come soon)