"Whatever this is called!
Today was a really poopy insane day, all because of the Dib! How could he dare to plot my latest plan to turn him into a remotely controlled robotic pseudo weasel?!
CURSE YOU DIB, CURSE YOU!!
*ahem*
What was the brilliant mind of Zim going to write..?
Ah, yeah.
My latest plan has been successful for the next step will be taken tomorrow. The next DOOM is going to rain about those stupid humans not expecting the offsprings of my ingenious mind!
Yes!
As for the other things, anyone who will ever inflict pain upon anything and anyone of Zim's property shall burn. Burn I say!
- Skoodge, not that one! Argh, NO. Put it away and get GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR- *screams could be heard*"
...the rest of the page was ripped out/burnt down.
A/N:
This all started with IB saying "Dib had found Zims secret diary." - She came up with the title as well.
More to come, so please bear with me if you think this chapter sucked. I'm planning to come up with at least a little story line in later chaps *ahem* journal entries.