40 Ways to Annoy InuYasha
By: Mangahottie740
1: Shave his head while he is asleep
2: Dye his hair while he is asleep
3: Replace Tetsusaiga with another sword
4: Tie his hair in a bow when he's sleeping and tell him it looks better that way
5: Call him a two-timer
6: Talk about how good Kouga is
7: Talk about how good Sesshomaru is
8: Put make-up on him while he's sleeping
9: Ask him to carry you everywhere
10: Tell him that both Kagome and Kikyo are ugly
11: Tell him his necklace makes him look pretty
12: Tell him Sesshomaru looks better than him
13: Tell him Kouga looks better than him
14: Tell him that Jakotsu is "waiting for him"
15: Ask him how his date with Jakotsu went
16: Paint his fingernails a hot pink color
17: Braid his hair
18: Call him weak
19: Tell him that Sesshomaru could beat him any day, then walk off
20: Get in his way when he fights and say "I was just trying to help."
21: When you feed him feed him dog food
22: Squish his ears
23: Ask him for dating advice
24: Paint a smiley face on him when he sleeps and don't tell him when he wakes up; make sure you see Kouga that day
25: Steal Tetsusaiga and blame it on Sesshomaru, leading him on an endless search; give it to him while he is sleeping the next night
26: Sing obnoxious songs like Henry the Eighth
27: Disagree with EVERYTHING he says
29: Walk really slowly when he really needs to get somewhere
30: At every possible moment fart around him, and then claim you didn't do it
31: Give all of your Shikon Shards to Naraku
32: Leave his group and join Sesshomaru's
33: Officially declare yourself a member of the Wolf Demon Clan and leave him
34: Laugh at everything he says
35: Keep talking trash about Kagome and Kikyo
36: Tell Miroku that he wants him to be his mate
37: Throw water on him and tell him that it's been awhile since he had his bath
38: Get a purple marker and color your neck in various places- say Kouga did it
39: Call him a cry-baby when Kikyo dies
40: Buy him a doggy bone for Christmas