Title:
Doujinshi
Rating: PG-13 I think... kinda vauge
Pairing:
Sanji/Zoro
Word Count: 229
Posted: 8/9/04
Topic: Pornography
It had started innocently enough. A midnight offering to a Goddess, warm out of the oven...
He didn't expect to find her sleeping- however late, curled over her drawings, pen still in hand. Less did he expect those drawings to deviate from their normal topographic nature.
"She likes this stuff...?"
Even as a blanked was tucked into place, a calculating grin asserted itself.
He knew what he had to do.
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The plan was carefully laid. Meal finished, the galley slowly emptied. Heavy foods had served their purpose; drowsy as they all were, his target had already dozed off in his place. When certain there would be no outside interruptions, he moved in. Swords were ever so carefully removed and placed well out of reach. The trap set, he leaned over his quarry and gently nudged a shoulder.
Then nudged it a little harder.
"Huh? What do you want, San-mphhhnnnnn!!"
Swift movement yielded a brief advantage before the struggle.
"What the hell are you doing!?"
An obstacle skillfully removed.
"Wh—give me back my pants!"
Opening detected, and exploited.
"Stop that, get-- Nnnnng!"
Resistance abruptly ceases.
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While particular efforts were never outwardly rewarded- sometime after the Going Merry left its next port, certain books started selling very well… with all new content. Only among a mature audience, of course. Weekly payments found their way to a particular navigator.