[IRKENS]
Something's up with Zim
Something's up with Zim
Don't know what's wrong with him
He's all alone in there
Is he trying to hide?
Never says a word
Wonder if he died?
Something's up with Zim
Something's up with Zim

[ZIM]
Conquering is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be? I cannot tell
There are so many plans I cannot grasp
When I think I've got it, and then at last
Through my Irken fingers it does slip
Like Dib in my Invader grip
Something's here I'm not quite ruling
Though I try I keep on failing
Like my plans long since past
Ruling in an instant, failing in a flash
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Inside this base of mine
I have such a hard time
GIR keeps messing
I keep guessing
How to rule this puny rock
GIR keeps eating socks! (:-P)
Simple Earth-creatures, nothing more
But something's hidden through that school door
My computer told me so
But that is where I met my foe
I've read these manuals so many times
They have made me commit so many crimes
I know the pages all by heart
My head's so full, it's tearing me apart
As often as I've read them, something's wrong
So hard to put my Irken finger on
Or maybe it's not as hard as I have thought
So many times Dib and I have fought
Am I trying much too hard?
Of course! I shouldn't try so hard
Am I turning into Invader Larb? (:-P)
It's simple really, very clear
Like destruction everywhere
Visible and always there
Just because I cannot fool it
Doesn't mean I cannot rule it!
You know, I think this human thing
It's not as tricky as it seems
I just need a good enough disguise
And soon the Earth will meet its demise
Their demise is not all
Soon the human race will fall
I will bring them to their doom too
And that's exactly what I'll do!
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!