Disclaimer: As I always say, I don't own Ninjago and blah blah blah blah…
Me: Hi, everyone! I've been reading lots of Ninjago ToDs lately and laughing my head off, so I decided to make my own… Just know that I…
Will not be able to do everyone's ideas (Well, maybe, depends on how much I get)
Will NOT take any inappropriate ideas (So you can just forget about asking the ninjas to kiss each other. Nuh uh. Not on my watch.)
Will not do any OC questions (For example: Hey, Kai, do you like my OC –insert random girl-?)
Me: Are we ready to start? Here's the list of characters you can ask!
Kai, Jay, Cole, Zane, Sensei Wu, LG, Lloyd, Nya, Pythor, and Skales. Tell me in the comments if I forgot anyone important…
Me: All right, I asked my friend to give us a starter by giving us a few truths/dares.
Zane: OK, then, let's start.
Jay: Who's your friend?
Me: For privacy reasons, I'm not gonna say.
Cole: -shrugs- Good enough for me.
Kai: Well…?
Me: -clears throat- First question, via text message, says: I dare the ninjas to—Wait, hold on. Lord G, could you go into the other room? –snickers-
LG: …Sure? –exits room- NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! MUAHAHAHA!
Zane: He realizes he left the room anyway, right?
Me: -shrugs- To sneak into Lord Garmadon's lair and paint everything pink, write 'I love unicorns' on the walls, and place ballerina crap all over the place.
Everyone but LG: -laughs- That's… That's too good…
Kai: I got the pink paint!
Cole: Kai, may I as why in the world you have pink paint?
Jay: Says the one who probably has a tutu…
Cole: …Guilty as charged.
-they sneak into the lair (or Underworld wherever he hangs out now a days)-
Sensei: -shakes head- Still can't believe I'm doing this… -paints walls-
Jay: -snickers and stencils 'Unicorns are pretty' all over the walls-
Cole: Can't wait to see the look on his face!
Lloyd: OK, I think that just about does the trick.
Me: Now then, who wants to go get LG!
-everyone takes a step backwards-
Me: -_-# Fine. –walks into room where LG is- Ooooh, Lord Garmie!
LG: Don't call me that. EVER. AGAIN.
Me: OK, OK, sheesh… Anyway, let's go to your hideout!
LG: Since when would you care to—OK, fine. –makes swooshy portal thing- Let's go. Don't get lost, 'cuz I'm not holding your hand.
-they get there-
LG: Oh. My. Frog breath.
Me: Yeah, you really need a breath mint…
LG: What did you do?!
Me: Wasn't my idea :3
LG: -turns to Kai- It was HIS idea, wasn't it?! –leaps towards Kai and they do a chibi wrestling match type thing-
Me: …Right. Next one is from my… Oh… My own brother. -_- He says, I dare Nya to throw Jay off of a cliff!
Jay and Nya: O_O
Pythor: Get to it! I hate every one of you, and I'd love to see you guys thrown to your deaths!
Me: Eheheh… -waves solemnly- Bye, Jay.
Nya: -gets in Samurai Exo Suit- Ready?
Jay: -seethes- Yes.
Nya: -boots him off of a steep cliff-
Jay: AAAAIIIIIIEE!
-Booooom-
Me: Good thing we're all cartoon characters, so none of us can be harmed! While we wait for Jay to come back, I have a dare from another one of my friends.
Me: Via text message: Dare Skales to try to lay an egg and dare Sensei to go a day with drinking water instead of tea!
Skales: Your friends are insane. O_O
SW: MY PRECIOUS TEA! –hugs pot to chest-
Me: -.-'
Jay: -comes back and sees Wu freaking out and Skales's constipated face- …What's going on?
Me: You don't want to know… -glances back at friend's letter-
In the meantime, while Skales tries to poo an egg and Sensei calms down, I want to ask you readers to reply with some ideas! Remember my guidelines (The Skales thing is about as bad as I'll go, I just couldn't reject that idea! XD) and have fun thinking of ideas!