Orc village
Tordek: 5 years ago the leader of this Orc tribe tried to massacre every dwarf known to man. Luckily 20 of them escaped three of which are me my dad and my mom. However, my sister wasn't as lucky, a club to the head mauled her right before reaching the mountains. So I want these dumb Orcs to pay.
Tulik: ok kill a few Orcs heal wounded people and get some gold sounds like a peace of cake
Ysonat: Tordek you're the leader so what shale we do first I know what I should do (starts calling for a wolf aid) well I got my wolf now
Orc: (grunts) hey there be some people over there me smash em
Tordek: we've been spotted so now its anything goes (bashes an Orc over the head with a stick from the ground) wow that actually worked
Ysonat: (talking to his wolf) attack the Orcs make sure none of them are alive kill them ALL
Tulik: Yana gada (die now is its translation in American) smashes an Orc to pieces with his mace
Orc: were being attacked and wasted run (gets torn to shreds by the wolf)
Orc leader: no there will be no retreating we stop for no one (Tordek's arrow nails him in the head)
Tordek: well he's down its easy company now
A CHUNK OF WOOD HITS TORDEK
Tordek: I've been hit I need to get healed
Tulik: I want to heal him
Ysonat: no I want to heal him
Tulik: no I do
Ysonat: I know let's play rock paper scissors
Orc: what is they doing
They play rock paper scissors and tulik wins
Tulik: (casts the spell cure light wounds on Tordek) there your good as new
Tordek: thanks I needed that and why didn't the Orcs attack us while we did that
Ysonat: their Orcs doesn't that classify them to be idiots
Tordek: yeah you're right (charges at three Orcs killing them all) anyone want some more
Tulik: I got the left ones, kills the two Orcs on the left
Ysonat: my wolf has the right (his wolf bites the heads off of the two on the right)
Tordek I guess I have the middle performs a coup de grace on the 4 in the middle and brutally kills them
Ysonat: (speaking to his wolf) all right go home (the wolf runs into the woods howling before entering)
Tulik: hey Tordek you said this would be hard and all that happened was the Orcs dying now what was going on
Tordek: well I guess it was because the Orcs just got my family by surprise and they were just a bunch of villagers except for two
Ysonat: all right well we better get going we need to report this to our boss
Tordek: you mean my boss because I am your boss
Tulik: yeah whatever I hate the fact that he's human Tordek: well let's go
The adventurers travel on towards the city Dringham
Tordek: 5 years ago the leader of this Orc tribe tried to massacre every dwarf known to man. Luckily 20 of them escaped three of which are me my dad and my mom. However, my sister wasn't as lucky, a club to the head mauled her right before reaching the mountains. So I want these dumb Orcs to pay.
Tulik: ok kill a few Orcs heal wounded people and get some gold sounds like a peace of cake
Ysonat: Tordek you're the leader so what shale we do first I know what I should do (starts calling for a wolf aid) well I got my wolf now
Orc: (grunts) hey there be some people over there me smash em
Tordek: we've been spotted so now its anything goes (bashes an Orc over the head with a stick from the ground) wow that actually worked
Ysonat: (talking to his wolf) attack the Orcs make sure none of them are alive kill them ALL
Tulik: Yana gada (die now is its translation in American) smashes an Orc to pieces with his mace
Orc: were being attacked and wasted run (gets torn to shreds by the wolf)
Orc leader: no there will be no retreating we stop for no one (Tordek's arrow nails him in the head)
Tordek: well he's down its easy company now
A CHUNK OF WOOD HITS TORDEK
Tordek: I've been hit I need to get healed
Tulik: I want to heal him
Ysonat: no I want to heal him
Tulik: no I do
Ysonat: I know let's play rock paper scissors
Orc: what is they doing
They play rock paper scissors and tulik wins
Tulik: (casts the spell cure light wounds on Tordek) there your good as new
Tordek: thanks I needed that and why didn't the Orcs attack us while we did that
Ysonat: their Orcs doesn't that classify them to be idiots
Tordek: yeah you're right (charges at three Orcs killing them all) anyone want some more
Tulik: I got the left ones, kills the two Orcs on the left
Ysonat: my wolf has the right (his wolf bites the heads off of the two on the right)
Tordek I guess I have the middle performs a coup de grace on the 4 in the middle and brutally kills them
Ysonat: (speaking to his wolf) all right go home (the wolf runs into the woods howling before entering)
Tulik: hey Tordek you said this would be hard and all that happened was the Orcs dying now what was going on
Tordek: well I guess it was because the Orcs just got my family by surprise and they were just a bunch of villagers except for two
Ysonat: all right well we better get going we need to report this to our boss
Tordek: you mean my boss because I am your boss
Tulik: yeah whatever I hate the fact that he's human Tordek: well let's go
The adventurers travel on towards the city Dringham