Disclaimer: I don't own the bible copyrights. This is based off a skit that I saw online
"Oh my GOD," Brad said, "Something amazing just happened."
"What happened," said Tina
"I just banged a girl and she was like OH MY GOD!"
"Oh my Joshua that's so cool," Tina said.
"I know and I was like Oh my GOD- wait Tina are you feeling alright?"
"Oh my Joshua. What kind of question is that?"
"Tina Oh my GOD we've been friends for years. What's my father's name?"
"Joshua"
"So why are you treating my father's name like it's a curse?"
"Well," said Tina, "Why are you treating my father's name like it's a curse"
"Oh right," Brad said, "You're a believer"
"I'm not a believer," Tina said, "I'm a knower."
"Oh please," Brad said, "God doesn't exist and if He does He doesn't care about us."
"How can you say that," Tina asked, "Of course He cares about us. He loves us."
"Really? Then how come my wife left me?"
"He still loves you"
"How come my business is on the verge of collapse?"
"He still loves you"
"How come my son died," Brad said.
"He knows how you feel," Tina replied, "His did too"
"But 'His son' is alive now," Brad said.
"So is yours," Tina replied, "You can't see him but he's alive and you will see him again."
"Well," Brad said, "I hope you're right"
It was the best he could do.
"I know I'm right," Tina said.
"But my son suffered."
"So did His"
"But my son was so young."
"And he is forever at peace," Tina said.
Brad sighed.
"I want him here with me," he said.
"He is. In you're heart. And you're in GOD's heart," Tina said giving her friend a hug