A/N Hello! This is one of my first stories. Please Review and no flames! Thanks!

1. Bella sucks at ballerina.

2. Purples... cool. Really Bella? Nice adjectives.

3. Yes, Eric its a worm on a stick.

4. The best thing about Charlie is he doesn't hover. Really Bella? Didn't you see his mostauche?

5. Pepper spray does not work on vampires.

6. A Blue drees, Grey pedal pushers. and one flat and a cast. Really nice for the prom.

7. Edward drinks water?

8. Lauraunt is a french name and he is Jamician.

9. Jacob will do anything for 20 bucks.

10. "I leave you here for two minutes and the wolves desend" Really? I havn't noticed!