Well I think I can safly say I don't own Vash the Stampede or Inuyasha or Koga and that this is possibly the longest chapter I have ever written. I hope you all enjoy this chapter that shall hopfully be the first of many all depending on whether or not ifanyone likes it. Please read and review, bye.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Slowly a shadowy figure enters thru the window, slinking its way up to the bathroom door, inside you can here someone gargling.
"(Gargle, Gargle, Gargle.)" The shadowy figure starts pounding on the door "Eck, (choking) Ick." "Hey what's the big idea? You trying to kill me or something?" the person inside quickly opens the door to see that it was none other than Vash the Stampede.
"Oh, it's you, huh? Well, I suppose I can guess why you're here."
"Well, I have to hear another story, and please make it a funny one, that one you've been writing about Inuyasha is just too sad." pleaded Vash.
"Okay, okay, if I tell you one more story will you leave me alone?" demanded Krystlemoon.
"Maybe!" promised Vash as he plopped down on the edge of the bed.
"Okay, here's a story about… hmm, who should I make this story about? Ooh, I know, I'll make it about Inuyasha and Koga," said Krystlemoon, most decidedly.
"Inuyasha and Koga? Eww, that's disgusting," wailed Vash in disgust.
"I didn't mean it like that, you loon. Hey, how'd you get in here anyway?" inquired Krystlemoon suspiciously.
"Oh, I came in through the window. You know you shouldn't leave it open like that, there are a lot of freaks and weirdoes out there now a days," advised Vash.
"Oh really? And just why did you come in through the window?" asked Krystlemoon.
"I like to climb." admitted Vash with a goofy feline type smile on his face.
"Well, I can see that you're obviously an authority on freaks and weirdoes, aren't you?" stated Krystlemoon.
Vash just shook his head stupidly, and then stopped abruptly. "Huh?" he said as he stared in confusion.
"Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, I remember, I was going to tell a story about Inuyasha and Koga.
"It all starts in the dead of winter, way back in the feudal era," said Krystlemoon as she began her story.
"Feudal era? Why the feudal era?" asked Vash.
"Because that's the time in which Inuyasha and Koga lived." explained Krystlemoon.
"You mean that they're not alive anymore. Awe you said you weren't going to make me sad anymore." whined Vash.
"They're not dead stupid, now shut up and let me get on with my story!" said Krystlemoon, who by this time was getting quite irritated.
"Let's see, where was I? Oh yes, here we are.
For some odd reason (that I have no clue about, what so ever) Inuyasha and Koga were in a demon prison.
"This is all you're fault you stupid wolf!" snarled Inuyasha.
"All my fault? You just had to help those orphans, I suggested letting them put the fire out themselves. It would've been a good learning experience, after all they started the damn thing." argued Koga.
"Oh, will you shut up! You're giving me a head ache." demanded Inuyasha.
"All right! Everyone shut up and stand in a straight line." shouted the warden.
Everyone in the cell immediately stood up in a straight line.
"You all know why you're here, you're here because you're outsiders who have unlawfully trespassed on Konga's territory," he said as he cautiously looked around at all the poor demons who had unfortunately fallen into this horrible nightmare.
"And you all know what happens to those who trespass on Konga's territory." stated the warden.
"You get shipped out!" he snapped after a short silence.
"Wait a minute!" interrupted Vash. "I know how they got in jail, but why are they together in the first place?" he asked.
"Just wait and I'll get to that later on in the story, now be quiet and listen." explained Krystlemoon.
"Now, we have a job here and we were wondering if one of you might want to volunteer." He said, and when he said volunteer, he sounded a bit sarcastic.
"As you all know, Bowser the Bear demon is settling down for hibernation and he needs someone to keep things quiet," explained the warden.
The name of the Bear demon was enough to cause a riot, everyone ran to the back of the cell. Just then Koga got an idea.
"(Hmm, if this guy's as bad as they say, maybe he'll take care of Inuyasha for me and I can go home to Kagome, hmm, yep I'll do it.)" thought Koga to himself as he eyed Inuyasha with a mischievous grin. Then all at once he yelled, "I volunteer!", and pushed poor Inuyasha to the front of the cell.
"Good, we've never had a real volunteer before, you're either extremely brave or incredibly stupid." said the warden as he let Inuyasha out of the cell.
"Wait I didn't volun…" said Inuyasha, or at least he tried before he was interrupted by the warden. Meanwhile, Koga was listening through the wall to hear how awful it would be for Inuyasha.
"Now, if you do you're job correctly and survive, we'll drop the charges of trespassing. After all, our leader maybe cruel and unfeeling, but he's never, never been unfair," said the warden full of pride.
When Koga heard about this, his jaw fell to the floor.
"Now, get going!" said the warden "and good luck."
Inuyasha headed out on his way to Bowser's cabin in the mountains. Meanwhile, back at the prison, Koga was thinking of a way to get out of there. Then he saw a mole demon. They were awfully small and hated any sort of light, but would take what ever they could, and when it came to digging, they were sheer marvels.
"Hey, you, what are you doing in here?" asked Koga.
"Well, I…I…I that is, I'm a... oh, don't hurt me!" pleaded the poor mole demon.
"Hurt you, why, I want to help you," said Koga in a sly tone.
"Help me, how can you help me?" he asked.
"That depends on what you want?" asked Koga.
"Nothing, I like it here, of course there is just one thing…nah, its silly." he giggled
"No, go ahead, you can tell me." said Koga, trying to figure out what he wanted so he could get out of that rats nest as fast as possible.
"Nah, I'd better not." said the little mole.
"Oh, yes, I think you'd better" said Koga while grinding his teeth and smiling at the same time.
"NO, no, no!" replied the mole in a bashful tone.
"Yes." said Koga, placing his arm around his shoulders.
"Nah" he said as he began to blush.
"Yes." Said Koga, inching his arm closer around his neck as his frustrations became worse.
"Nah," he said once more.
"OH, WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ALREADY!" yelled Koga as his friendly embrace turned into a headlock.
Meanwhile, Inuyasha was making his way towards Bowser's cabin.
What will happen next time… will Inuyasha make it to Bowsers cabin, will Koga ever get out of the prison with whatever's left of his sanity, and will Vash ever learn to stop climbing in through window's and just leave me alone. Find out in the next chapter of Krystlemoon's tall tales.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, what did you think, should I keep on with it or take it down? Please review and tell me what you think and please be kind.