*DISCLAIMER*
This has been done purely for the fun of it however, it doesn't change the fact that I really hate Twilight. If you LOVE Twilight, if you WORSHIP Stephenie Meyer, and if you want to MARRY Twilight, then I suggest you do not read on because you will get offended.
TWITARDITIS: A NEW DISEASE?
Near the beginning of the new millennium, in the year 2006, the world saw the beginning of a new pandemic. So fierce and hazardous was this brain-wasting disease that it swept through countries in a mere few weeks, leaving a trail of death, destruction and low IQ in its wake. Six years later, the disease has grown more powerful and more destructive, manifesting itself in new forms such as movies and t-shirts, infecting innocent individuals each and every day. This disease must be stopped.
This handy guide can help you and your loved ones survive through the pandemic.
CONTENTS:
1. An introduction to Twitarditis: - We inform you about the danger and severity of this disease.
2. Symptoms of Twitarditis: - We show you how to effectively detect Twitarditis.
3. How to protect yourself against Twitarditis: - How you can protect yourself and your loved ones against this disease.
4. Preventing the spread of Twitarditis: - How you can limit, or even stop, the spread of Twitarditis.
5. Treatments and Cures for Twitarditis: - Treatments or cures for a person who has been diagnosed with this disease.
6. F.A.Q: Frequently Asked Questions about this new disease.