I was bored….totally random may edit later on with better ideas!
Ways to Get Rid Of Masaya In Fanfictions
(1)Zap him into alien goo. Ichigo is so devastated she declares her long forgotten love for Ryou
(2) He falls in love with some chick on the street proposes and elopes. To make her feel better Kish declares his love to Ichigo they make out.
(3) He tries to fly to Tokyo on a private jet from London. He crashes and Ichigo cries herself to sleep and falls in love with Ryou or Kish. You decide.
(4) Masaya two-times and plans to murder Ryou. Masaya dies instead. Ryou proposes to Ichigo.
(5) Masaya "accidentally" forgets his multiplication tables. He did it to be able to see random chick everyday. He goes to summer school. He's never seen again.
(6) A very rare dangerous breed of deadly Weiner Dog Bites him. He dies.
(7) He has a bad car wreck; Ichigo tries to visit but is very busy with exams. Meanwhile Masaya makes out with hot nurse. They fly away to Australia.
(8) He's so busy with school he doesn't have time to see her.
(9) He sneaks out late, gets drunk on water (how that happens is beyond me) he is grounded for life and is under parental house arrest.
(10) He drowns in his bathtub, he never learned how to swim (you know how he had a shower? Well that's cuz at a very young age he was found he had the rare disease noswimmyoclious. He can never learn to swim.)
(11) He is dunked in a vat of radioactive waste becomes super hero, teams up with supergirl. They have superbaby.
(12) He comes down with a really bad case of head lice and is confined to a bubble for the rest of his life.
(13) He has bladder issues, he is so humiliated he leaves the school and becomes home-schooled in Canada.
(14) He pokes himself with a needle and deflates
(15) He becomes a celebrity and gets married to Keira Knightley.
(16) He is zapped into cyber space. Kish proves himself un-zappable and he and ichigo get together.
(17) He becomes President, heck why date lame Ichigo when he can date some one else?
(18) Masaya says he's not worthy of Ichigo
(19) Masaya is allergic to cats
(20) Masaya is allergic to Ichigo's shampoo
(21) He has other things on his mind
(22) Ichigo dumps him because Masaya was staring at vogue models.
(23) Masaya is a criminal and thrown in jail
(24) Masaya becomes a hot beach god
(25) He becomes reclusive.
(26) He goes of to war he says he fell in love with a cute jungle chick. He writes Ichigo a letter. "Met some babe. You're not as hot. –Masaya"
(27) He has an arranged marriage. And has to marry some Chinese princess. The princess is 52, I feel sorry for that guy.
(28) Masaya "looses" Ichigo's number.
(29) A fortuneteller says for Ichigo to marry Ryou. The fortuneteller is hired by Masaya cuz he only dated Ichigo because there was a manga and anime after her. Not to mention cute little dolls.
(30) He admits he likes Mint. Ichigo and Mint both shriek in surprise (mint hates masaya) they both slap him on the face.
(31) Ichigo is telling her deepest thoughts and asks him if he can listen to her. He says, "Of course I will alwa…" a cute girl in a bikini walks by. "Hey kitten rawr!"
Ichigo walks away in disgust.
(32) Ichigo becomes a nun.
results may vary
Watcha think? You may use these ideas for your stories not sure if you's want to but hey….
