So I haven't given up on my other story (even though it's poor) but I just got an idea and I think it works so please I'd love some feedback and don't sugarcoat it.

Disclaimer i own none of the characters and someones probably already had the idea so i guess i own nothing.

Without further ado.

Percy (POV)

"Percy,hurry up you're gonna be late"

"I care why" I mean seriously what's school going to do for me apart from introducing me to swirlys and endless torment, they may as well call it the fields of punishments. I'm no athlete, genius or comedian I may be skinny but that doesn't make me good at sports, i may be a clown but that's not the same as a comedian and for Zeus's sake I have dyslexia I may as well own a dunce cap to wear to every lesson. Look long story short I'm not enough of a nobody to be ignored but I'm nowhere near enough of a somebody to be even semi-popular. In other words KMN.

"Perseus odysseus Jackson get your butt down here, fully dressed, and then off to school with you or so help me no blue food food for a month"

"Mom please don't make me go" does she not realise I am literally a magnet for bullies who has the opposite effect on friends. I genuinely can't befriend anyone for the life of me and that's definitely not from lack of trying.

"Please Percy just go"

"Fine, but only for you" on top off all those bulliable traits I'm an absolute momma's boy. If you think I'm exaggerating how bad my life is to finish this off all I need to stress is that I have an abusive step dad. Seriously KMN.

I get dressed into a jaxonville jaguars shirt, tight black jeans, a jags cap and to finish it off a pair of adidas tubular in grey then head downstairs. Honestly I support the jags purely because I like the logo and Gabe (earlier mentioned abusive step dad) hates them. We're not poor but we're kind of lower middle class so I guess things could be worse (but not by much). Our flat consists of 3 rooms,1 is mine,1 is mum and Gabes and the last is a kitchen/lounge hybrid all of these are on a single floor.

After I i lazily sauntered into the kitchen I'm quickly ushered out the flat by my mom who seems to be rather frustrated with my carefree attitude.

"Love you honey see you tonight"my mom said before abruptly shutting the door on me.

sigh* " I love you too mom" I then begin my short 2 and a half km skip. Try and notice the sarcasm in that sentence (hint, it's not short and I most certainly don't skip there).

-time skip-

Ah, Goode high oh how I haven't missed this place. Don't get me wrong it's a nice school with its modern facilities and highly educated staff I just have more of a dispassion towards the toilets and student body. Not to mention I can't learn a damn thing with my dyslexia and ADHD apart from in music, pe and Ancient Greek. I'm not necessarily good at them but two don't require much reading and the other just seems to come naturally to me so I'm okay with them.

I know it won't make the day pass any faster but I might as well head on to lesson. Oh, what a suprise a squad of the ares house team is in my way, swirly town here I come. 'Well let's just get this over with' is my literal thought process as I make my way towards them. Just as it looks like I may be home free sure enough ...

"Prissy, welcome back..."

"Hey Clarisse" I respond through gritted teeth.

"Hey to you too, so swirly or thrown into the school pool in just your pants it's your choice"

"Quick question do I get my clothes back if I choose the pool option or no clothes back" believe it or not this is surprisingly kind coming from Clarisse so I'll try not to press my luck to much.

"Sure we'll give you back your clothes right after, why not you'll have wet pants anyway"

"Thanks I guess I choose the pool option then or is there something you're not telling me about it" okay, now I'm suspicious Clarisse is never this nice.

"No hidden surprises, now do i need to carry you there or will you be a good little nobody"

That's more like Clarisse but still not quite right "I'll be good"

"I trust you know the way" she smiles as she throws her arm around my shoulder. Either this is too prevent me from running or Clarisse was abducted over summer and replaced by an alien that didn't do their homework on her.

When we finally arrived at the pool room I strip down to just my pants in preparation for my submerging.

"Well,well,well very forward aren't we prissy"

Me being thick skulled I don't really understand what she means "I'm sorry aren't you gonna chuck me in or..." I just let myself trail off not knowing what I was gonna say.

"Oh wow you're dumb, you know what just chuck yourself in" she struggled to say this before quite literally breaking out into a fit of laughter.

My cheeks turned red when I realised what she meant, so to try and recover some dignity I did a backflip into the pool and swam a length just to return to a gob smacked Clarisse. Okay, so when I said I wasn't athletic earlier I wasn't lying it just wasn't the whole truth I'm actually a rather highly accredited gymnast who also happens to be a highly adept swimmer I just try to keep it on the down low because I'd rather people like my personality than my ability. No that's not the definition of athletic I'm not overly fond of sports I'm just rather good at some of them.

"Um, Clarisse you okay"

"You just did a backflip and swam an incredibly fast lap, since when can you do that" she actually seemed in awe of my skill (if you can call it that)

That's when I realised my mistake I needed to recover this or people would know and all of a sudden start to try and befriend me. That is NOT what I want, whatsoever. "Um, I slipped and the momentum helped me swim so fast I guess" it sounded more of a question than a fact.

"I guess that makes more sense than you being good at something" she reassured herself much to my relief. My secrets were safe and with that came the return of the Clarisse i remember from last year.

So what do you guys think good (unlikely), bad (more likely) or downright unreadable/boring (most likely). Id love some feedback be it good, bad or ugly.

First reviewer also gets to choose the title (if it's appropriate)

Yours faithfully

chazzadagazza :)