Hey Hey HEEEEY! Well my fellow scallywagers! I WAC have a neeeew FAAANFICTION! (Wel, Dur...) . I'm back from my trip and ready to type~!
SO! While I was away I found the pairing of Sasosaku and I got sand struck by lightning! ^_^. I can not believe I haven't read this sooner I mean common!
I acutally typed this with my I-Pod in the car... I was SOsoSOso bored haha.
Anyways, herrrrrrrre it is!
Why the hell am I here again? Oh.. That's right... Deidara wanted ice-cream. Damn you ice-cream.
Is she almost done? I'm going to miss my show.
I've been standing in line at Food Lion for well over 10 minutes, and in those 10 agonizing minutes I've learned a couple of things.
1. I HATE Food Lion-and will probably never come here again.
2. Girls like this are really annoying...
3. When I get out of this ridiculous situation I'm going to beat Deidara senseless.
4. Ice-cream here cost an arm and leg.
5. Did I mention I'm going to beat Deidara til he can no longer say 'yeah' or 'un' anymore.
Uhhh... There she goes again with that annoying laugh. More like screech. Anyway. Like I've been saying, 10 minutes- beating Deidara up- annoying girl, yea up to date? Well, okay, so all se has been doing for the past 10 minutes is, I guess, "flirting" with me . I mean if she is...she's not very good. She keeps on-I can't even say because it's too stupid! Why is she even flirting with me in the first place? She HAS a job to be doing. What if her supervisor was to come out and see this? Doesn't she care that she can get fired? Again, why ask when the answer is right in front of my face. Of COURSE she doesn't care!
" Can you-"
" HAHAHA! You are just SO funny!"
*twitchtwitch*
" Hey maybe-"
" Listen here," I said lowly," I just want my damn ice-cream. Just tell me how much I owe you so I can get out of here." Her eyes widened in shock.
" Uh.. uh...u-umm... Y-yea. That's $6.99."
Finally.
I took my wallet out of my back pocket and puklled out a ten. I had change I just didn't want to spend anymore time in here than I had to. I slammed it on the counter and shoved my wallet back into my pocket.
" Keep the change."
I snatched the bag out of her hands, and started walking away.
" H-hey! You forgot your receipt!"
I keep on walking. I just wanted to get out of this place.
" So we DON'T have a date?!" She yelled. That made me only walk faster. I wanted to yell " HELL NO!" , but... I'm too nice.
I opened the door to Deidara and my apartment. I slammed it shut once I got inside and kicked off my shoes near the door. I can already hear Deidara drop whatever it is he was doing and runiing down the hall.
" Ooo! Ice-cream,yeah! Come to papa,yeah!" He yelled as he stalked towards me with his arms infront of him. I flung the bag at him harshly and heard him mummble an "Ow." and I walked toward the couch. I grabbed the remote from the couch and turned on the t.v to Ion.
I was the ending of my show. I glowered at the t.v screen.
Ughh! I missed it! After all that pain suffering at that damned store! That brat better eat and enjoy that ice-cream or I'll shave him bald and casterate him.
I stood there stareing at the t.v when my brainless roomate called," Hey! Sasori,yeah! You got the wrong kind of ice-cream! I wanted strawberry not cherry,yeah!" He said while walking out of the kitchen with the ice-cream in one hand and a spoon in the other. " I can't eat this,yeah." He said with a pouty face.
" I don't care. You better eat it!" I hissed.
" I will not, and you can't make me ,yeah. You have to go back and get the right kind,yeah!" He said with his head tilted up, making him look snobby. There was no way in hell I was going back to that traumatzing hell hole. Not. Ever. If he wanted his precious strawberry ice-cream then he can take his little girly self to the store. I'm not doing anything for this guy anymore unless it is a dire emergency; as in life or death. Who knows... I might not do anything about that last part...
I walked up to hin and started," Listen here sissy-boy," I poked his chest with my pointer finger," You better eat that ice-cream or so help me I will force feed it to you with a knife."
I heard him gulp
He better be scared...
I moved my hand down from him.
" Y-yeah, okay. J-just c-alm down-" I grabbed the collar to his shirt.
" I am calm; now eat the ice-cream, now." I growled.
I think he actually started to sweat, but I didn't care. I'm ot even sure what I looked like or what expression I was giving now. From the looks of it, it must've been pretty bad for him to sweat and forget to say 'yeah' after every other sentence.
Some days I question myself. Why am I friends with this idiot? Today is definitelyone of those days.
HAHA! I don't know about you but I absolutly LOVED the part where Sasori called Deidara a sissy-boy. No offence Dei. fans or to Dei. himself.
Man...Just remembered... I have to repaint my nails... (Pink?) NO! Black of course!
R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan
Question of the day!
What's your favorite quote or speech in Naruto?
My favorite is Itachi's speech when the Uchihas come and talk to Itachi about Shisui death. He makes this big speech about the Uchihas.
If you don't know what I'm talking about then got to you-tube and type in: Itachi's speech. It should be the first ~! if your too lazy I'l try and type it for you.
Uchiha1:Let's just hope we get a lead on this soon.
Uchiha2:By the way we have our own connections inside of try and sweep this investigation under the we're gonna know about it.
Itachi: Why don't you just come out and say it? You believe I've had a hand in this don't you?
Uchiha2: Yea, that's right. Little punk.
Uchiha1: Listen Itachi,if I find you betray this clan, I want you to know, you'll pay for your wrongs.
Itachi beats them up Powpowpow. They're on the ground.
Itachi:Like I said before, appearances and preconceptions arn't going to tell you anything. For intense, you made the mistake of assuming I'm a patient man. The clan. The clan. You overestimate your own abilities, with know idea, of the depth of my own, and look at you now groveling, in the dirt. Obsessed with the organization, obsessed with the clan, obsessed with our lineage. A worthless complution that enslaves us, and limits our capabilities. Leaving us to fear what you don't understand." Throws kunai at clan symbol. His dad comes."I've had enough. There's no hope left in this pathetic clan."
Then his dad says stuff and yea. You'd have to look the rest up. Anyways! Sorry it's so short,the chapter and spelling. I'll post another one ASAP! oh! And another chapter to 'It Just Came To Me' also. on thew weekend maybe...
START: Sept. 1,2012 7:30-8:00pm
FIN: Sept. 2,2012 7:30pm
UPD: Sept. 4,2012 5:20pm
Sayounara! Dewamata!
(I felt so kool typing that n.n)
~WAC