This isn't great but Owen made me do it. He's jabbing my back with a blaster right now
Disclaimer: you write one and go stick it up your arse. If I was Jack (that's what I said, the BBC) I'd have better things to be doing now concerning Ianto's arsehole...
"Ow! Ow! Are you trying to fucking kill me?" "I'm sorry sir but I haven't even touched you!" "Just wait till Ianto gets here: he won't let you kill me..." "mr Jones will be arriving shortly Mr Harkness." As if on cue, Ianto stepped into the Doctor's office at that moment, breifcase in hand. "If you could just step this way sir, your boyfriend-" Ianto interrupted her, still angry at leaving Owen, Tosh and Gwen alone in the hub because Jack wouldn't behave, "actually, we're engaged," she glared at the interruption but continued anyway, "your engagement partner then - has been preventing anyone seeing the Doctor in fifteen minutes with his stupid antics!" She continued angrily. The reason for all this was that Jack was not cooperating with the Doctor giving him an injection (well attempting to anyway) against cancer. Ianto ran into the room and was greeted with "hello sexy, save me please" Ianto exploded at Jack, despite the fact that it was actually quite sweet... "He wouldn't let me near without you!" Ianto's heart melted at this but he continued strong, "Jack, are we going to let the nice doctor keep us safe?" "No!" He replied stubbornly. "Jack" Ianto warned, "we are not five years old anymore, just let him do it!" "Kiss me and I'll consider it" Ianto signed, "ok," while they were kissing, he motioned the doc to do it now. Jack was so enthralled by the kiss, he didn't even notice...
short but hopefully ok ish? Please read and review people