A.N. - Okay I thought of this story when I was washing my face, I know it's random :P
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or this jutsu! I'm not THAT perverted... .
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Origin of the Sexy Jutsu
Ten-year old Naruto was walking down the streets of Konoha one fateful day. He could catch phrases of people's conversations as he passed them.
"-fox" "dinner-" "...sexy"
Naruto paused at that last one. Sexy? What did that mean? Naruto wanted to ask the white-haired ninja what sexy meant, but he disappeared. Naruto sighed. He really REALLY wanted to know about sexy! So Naruto tried to come up with a way to finally know this big secret! He decided to ask the smartest kid he knew.
Sasuke looked up from his book. There was that blonde kid everyone hated. He had a huge smile on his face. Sasuke frowned. "What do you want?"
"Sasuke," Naruto started. "What is sexy?"
The dark-haired genius choked on his own breath. Really? He doesn't know what sexy means? The blonde kid started whining.
"Tell me now Uchiha! Or you'll get it good!" Sasuke rolled his eyes at the empty threat. He was trying to figure out how to explain it to the dobe.
"Sexy means... Um. Pretty, but adult kind of pretty."
Naruto cocked his head to the side. "So it just means pretty?" Sasuke nodded.
"For grown-ups only though." Naruto seemed to be mulling over this.
"So... It's like, Sakura is sexy?"
"Ew! No she's not sexy at all!"
"Then what do you mean?"
Sasuke frowned deeper. How could he explain it right? "Well, I could show you."
Naruto brightened. "Really?"
"Yeah, but you have to promise not to tell anyone." The blonde nodded.
"Okay, i pinkie promise. Now you know I mean it. Pinkie promises are legit." Midnight eyes once again rolled.
"Ok, I'll do a Jutsu I saw some pervy old guy do." Sasuke did a transformation Jutsu, puffs of smoke gathered in the air. Where a some-what emo looking kid once stood...
Naruto's eyes bugged out. A female raven-haired woman now stood in front of him, little anime clouds covering the squishy parts (as Naruto referred to them as) and the woman was in a weird pose and it looked like something was in her eye, it kept blinking. Naruto didn't get it. Sasuke transformed back. "So, do you get it now?"
"Not really."
Sasuke face-palmed. "Whatever, I'm leaving, this is pointless."
Naruto stuck his tongue out. "Ok I don't care at all! And I don't know what that was supposed to prove, but I'm gonna work really hard and male a sexier Jutsu than you!" Sasuke sighed, not knowing what he started.
"Fine, but you can't tell anyone that you learned it from me. Say it's your own Jutsu no matter what, got it?"
Naruto saluted. "I pinkie promise Uchiha, I will say it's mine even if I'm kidnapped and tortured, I won't spill the secret!"
"By the way Naruto, where did you hear that word from?" Naruto tapped his chin.
"I think it was a ninja with white hair and no face." Sasuke nodded.
I'd better stay away from him, who knows what else Naruto could learn from him?
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