Chapter 1. Muhaha.
Disclaimer-Heck no I don't own the headless horseman or Wonderland or the people IN wonderland! They're just awesome!
The Headless Horseman looked (or something close to it) around. Where was he? He'd just fallen down a rabbit hole, he remembered…He was without his horse, and definitely not in Sleepy Hollow. He saw a small table with two bottles on it. He picked one up. There was also a box of cookies. Oh, how interesting! The Horseman opened the bottle he had and poured it down the hole in his neck. Then he stood and waited. Suddenly everything seemed to grow a LOT bigger. There was a small white rabbit scampering about, towards a small door.
"Oh dear! I'm late! The Queen will surely have my head!" The rabbit whimpered. The Horseman liked that last part. Who was this Queen who beheaded people? He was determined to find out. He followed the rabbit to the door. Just before the door closed, the Horseman leapt inside. He heard the door yawn behind him.
"Hello! Would you like a spot of tea?" Asked a brown floppy eared rabbit. It was sitting at a long table with a man who had an oversized hat.
"Ummmm…"Said the Horseman, for he could speak. H can speak because A. He is a ghost. B. He has vocal chords, right?
"Tea! Of course!" Cried the man with the oversized hat, picking up a kettle and pouring tea into a cup. The Horseman drew his sword and sliced the cup in half, and was completely alarmed when the man handed him the half-cup anyways, with the tea still inside!
"HOW DID YOU…" The Horseman gasped. Then he sat down in a chair.
"So, would you like some buttered bread?" Asked the man with the oversized hat.
"Umm…Sure." Said the Horseman uncertainaly. The man with the oversized hat picked up a net from who-knows-where behind him and swiped it in the air. He caught a flying piece of bread and a flying yellow thing.
"What ARE those?" The Horseman asked, genuinely frightened at the flapping bread.
"Bread And Butter flies!" Said the brown rabbit.
"How incredibly ironic." The Horseman said dryly. The man with the oversized hat took the Butter fly and the Bread fly, put them together, then hit them with a mallet he pulled from behind his back. The Horseman yelped and almost fell backwards in his chair. The man with the oversized hat handed him the squashed piece of buttered bread. The Horseman took it shakily.
"SWITCH!" Yelled the rabbit, and the two of them scattered from their chairs, darting about, and sat in different ones. The Horseman moaned. He HAD to get out of here!