The Legend of Zelda: OCARINA OF TIME Rewrite Part 2
After battling Twinmold and coming out victorious, Link set Nabooru, the last sage, free. Now containing the power of all six sages, Link was finally ready to challenge Ganondorf face-to-face. With help from the sages, Link was able to enter Ganondorf's Castle. Using the skills and items obtained from the previous temples, Link destroyed all the evil spirit barriers, and was finally able to enter Ganondorf's Tower. Conquering the final challenges, Link ascended to the top level, where Ganondorf was playing on a pipe organ.
Link: (walks into Ganon's quarters)
Ganon: (playing very slowly and concentrating hard on hitting the right notes) Ma-ry had a lit-tle lamb... lit-tle lamb.. lit-OW! (gets hit on the knuckles with a ruler)
Old ugly piano teacher: You messed up again, dimwit! You were supposed to use a C-sharp and you used a C-flat!... You OBVIOUSLY haven't been practicing three times a day.
Link: This game has really gone downhill. Bad.
Ganon: Hey, give me a break! Being King of the World isn't easy, you know! Plus, I got this pesky little runt kid that keeps--
Old ugly piano teacher: (hits him on the shoulder with the ruler) No excuses! By next week, you had better be playing "Mary had a little lamb" in your SLEEP! How are you going to intimidate those who oppose you without an eerie, creepy theme song?
Ganon: Well... I guess I could--
Zelda: (interrupting from a large crystal prison floating in the air and playing with a bowl) My water bowl is empty.
Ganon: Shut up!
Zelda: (looks up and notices Link) Oh my gosh! Link!
Ganon: Link?? He's here?! Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod, get out of here! (throws piano teacher out the window)
Old ugly piano teacher: (outside) Auuuuugggghhhh! [SPLAT]
Ganon: (panicking) Okay.... okay.... okay... Link! Link, go back outside! Yeah, you go back outside, and when I say "Okay", you walk in and act all shocked and stuff, okay? And you, Zelda, when he walks in look at him in a "please save me" kind of way, okay? Okay?
Zelda: Seems fair.
Link: Sure thing. (walks back out)
Ganon: (puts cape on, fixes hair, puts on gloves, puts a tic tac in his mouth, and turns to the organ) OKAY!
Link: (walks in) Gasp!
Zelda: (looking at Link in a "please save me" kind of way)
Ganon: (playing the organ)
Link: (a Triforce symbol appears on the back of his hand with the left triangle glowing) Hey, cool!
Zelda: (a Triforce symbol appears on the back of her hand with the right triangle glowing) Wow.
Ganon: (a Triforce symbol appears on the back of his hand with the top triangle glowing, and he stops playing) ...The Triforce parts are--
Link: ATCHOO! *sniff sniffle*
Ganon: (glares at Link)
Link: Sorry.
Ganon: (sighs, and continues again) The Triforce parts are resonating... they're coming together again. ...Those two pieces I could not obtain that day seven years ago... I never would have guessed they would be hidden within you two!
Link: (tapping his heart) Aww... that hurts me right here, Ganondorf!
Ganon: (glaring, he continues) These toys are too much for you... (raises his fist dramatically and the Triforce symbol glows) ...I command that you give them to me! (sends a vortex of darkness and evil at Link)
Link: Augh! (struggling to stand against the wave of evil)
Navi: (to herself) Uh oh, Link really needs me! However.... he did take the last donut back at the inn... maybe I should sit this one out. Heh heh heh. I sure hope he does alright without me. Heh heh heh. (to Link) Link! The waves of darkness are too strong! I can't help you in this next battle!
Link: What!?
Navi: I'm sorry Link! ...hehehe... (flies away)
Link: Crap!
Ganon: Ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! (floats into the air and slams the floor with his fist, causing the center square of tiles to fall away)
Link: WAAAAH! He can fly?! (runs to the wall, barely escaping the new trench)
Ganon: Hahaha! Running like a scared rabbit without putting up a good fight! I guess I'll just put you out of your misery. (shoots an energy blast at Link)
Link: (wincing, and readying himself for the imminent pain. Suddenly, he realizes something, and hits the blast with the Master Sword in one smooth lightning-fast movement. The blast dissipates as it hits the sword)
Ganon: What!?
Link: (smiling confidently) Remember, you made a phantom copy of yourself for me to beat at the Forest Temple? That was really stupid. It was like giving me a weakened copy of you to practice on. Like an vaccine.
Ganon: Grr...
Link: You know, a vaccine? Vaccines are weakened or dead copies of an antigen which are purposely entered into your body in order to give your cells a chance to work up an immunity to it should the real virus ever happen to-
Ganon: I GET IT ALREADY!!
Link: Oh. Well, basically, those little energy blasts of yours are really weak. Even a sword could send it back at you.
Ganon: Well, sure, maybe the MASTER Sword, created millennia ago by the most powerful sages in order to combat evil... but not any normal sword.
Link: Nono, really! A regular sword could do it! Here, send one at me, and I'll knock it back at you with THIS sword. (takes out the Biggoron Sword)
Ganon: Ha! Right. Prepare to die, kid! (shoots an energy blast at him)
Link: (knocks it away)
Ganon: Hey! (sends it back at him)
Link: See? I can even use this glass bottle to counter it. (hits it back with the bottle)
Ganon: ....STOP IT!
Link: Hahaha, this is pathetic! The great Ganondorf, with the Triforce of Power, and he gets beaten by a bottle.
Ganon: SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPP! (the room gets dark, and little particles of light seem to flock towards Ganondorf. He begins to laugh maniacally as he manipulates the light and turns it into a black void of darkness above him)
Link: (staring forward in a frightened awe) Oh sh-
Ganon: HIYAAAAAA! (with a mighty heave, sends three powerful energy blasts at Link at the same time)
Link: (tries to run for the split second of time that he can, but gets hit by the blasts and gets knocked against the wall violently, and sparks of energy left over from the blast surround him) Gh-...ow.
Ganon: Ha ha ha ha! Pathetic indeed! Hahahaha! (sends another blast at Link)
Link: (gets up, but gets hit back down by the blast. In extreme pain, he struggles to get up for a second. He looks at Ganon with a face of pure hatred one final time, and struggles a little more. Finally, he is still.)
Ganon: AH HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! FINALLY, I HAVE BEATEN HIM!
Zelda: Link! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh NO! Our hero has fallen! Ganondorf, the Evil King, has won! Now the world will be thrown into darkness forever! ...Or WILL IT? Find out next time, on the next exciting episode of The Legend of Zelda: OCARINA OF TIME Rewrite!
After battling Twinmold and coming out victorious, Link set Nabooru, the last sage, free. Now containing the power of all six sages, Link was finally ready to challenge Ganondorf face-to-face. With help from the sages, Link was able to enter Ganondorf's Castle. Using the skills and items obtained from the previous temples, Link destroyed all the evil spirit barriers, and was finally able to enter Ganondorf's Tower. Conquering the final challenges, Link ascended to the top level, where Ganondorf was playing on a pipe organ.
Link: (walks into Ganon's quarters)
Ganon: (playing very slowly and concentrating hard on hitting the right notes) Ma-ry had a lit-tle lamb... lit-tle lamb.. lit-OW! (gets hit on the knuckles with a ruler)
Old ugly piano teacher: You messed up again, dimwit! You were supposed to use a C-sharp and you used a C-flat!... You OBVIOUSLY haven't been practicing three times a day.
Link: This game has really gone downhill. Bad.
Ganon: Hey, give me a break! Being King of the World isn't easy, you know! Plus, I got this pesky little runt kid that keeps--
Old ugly piano teacher: (hits him on the shoulder with the ruler) No excuses! By next week, you had better be playing "Mary had a little lamb" in your SLEEP! How are you going to intimidate those who oppose you without an eerie, creepy theme song?
Ganon: Well... I guess I could--
Zelda: (interrupting from a large crystal prison floating in the air and playing with a bowl) My water bowl is empty.
Ganon: Shut up!
Zelda: (looks up and notices Link) Oh my gosh! Link!
Ganon: Link?? He's here?! Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod, get out of here! (throws piano teacher out the window)
Old ugly piano teacher: (outside) Auuuuugggghhhh! [SPLAT]
Ganon: (panicking) Okay.... okay.... okay... Link! Link, go back outside! Yeah, you go back outside, and when I say "Okay", you walk in and act all shocked and stuff, okay? And you, Zelda, when he walks in look at him in a "please save me" kind of way, okay? Okay?
Zelda: Seems fair.
Link: Sure thing. (walks back out)
Ganon: (puts cape on, fixes hair, puts on gloves, puts a tic tac in his mouth, and turns to the organ) OKAY!
Link: (walks in) Gasp!
Zelda: (looking at Link in a "please save me" kind of way)
Ganon: (playing the organ)
Link: (a Triforce symbol appears on the back of his hand with the left triangle glowing) Hey, cool!
Zelda: (a Triforce symbol appears on the back of her hand with the right triangle glowing) Wow.
Ganon: (a Triforce symbol appears on the back of his hand with the top triangle glowing, and he stops playing) ...The Triforce parts are--
Link: ATCHOO! *sniff sniffle*
Ganon: (glares at Link)
Link: Sorry.
Ganon: (sighs, and continues again) The Triforce parts are resonating... they're coming together again. ...Those two pieces I could not obtain that day seven years ago... I never would have guessed they would be hidden within you two!
Link: (tapping his heart) Aww... that hurts me right here, Ganondorf!
Ganon: (glaring, he continues) These toys are too much for you... (raises his fist dramatically and the Triforce symbol glows) ...I command that you give them to me! (sends a vortex of darkness and evil at Link)
Link: Augh! (struggling to stand against the wave of evil)
Navi: (to herself) Uh oh, Link really needs me! However.... he did take the last donut back at the inn... maybe I should sit this one out. Heh heh heh. I sure hope he does alright without me. Heh heh heh. (to Link) Link! The waves of darkness are too strong! I can't help you in this next battle!
Link: What!?
Navi: I'm sorry Link! ...hehehe... (flies away)
Link: Crap!
Ganon: Ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! (floats into the air and slams the floor with his fist, causing the center square of tiles to fall away)
Link: WAAAAH! He can fly?! (runs to the wall, barely escaping the new trench)
Ganon: Hahaha! Running like a scared rabbit without putting up a good fight! I guess I'll just put you out of your misery. (shoots an energy blast at Link)
Link: (wincing, and readying himself for the imminent pain. Suddenly, he realizes something, and hits the blast with the Master Sword in one smooth lightning-fast movement. The blast dissipates as it hits the sword)
Ganon: What!?
Link: (smiling confidently) Remember, you made a phantom copy of yourself for me to beat at the Forest Temple? That was really stupid. It was like giving me a weakened copy of you to practice on. Like an vaccine.
Ganon: Grr...
Link: You know, a vaccine? Vaccines are weakened or dead copies of an antigen which are purposely entered into your body in order to give your cells a chance to work up an immunity to it should the real virus ever happen to-
Ganon: I GET IT ALREADY!!
Link: Oh. Well, basically, those little energy blasts of yours are really weak. Even a sword could send it back at you.
Ganon: Well, sure, maybe the MASTER Sword, created millennia ago by the most powerful sages in order to combat evil... but not any normal sword.
Link: Nono, really! A regular sword could do it! Here, send one at me, and I'll knock it back at you with THIS sword. (takes out the Biggoron Sword)
Ganon: Ha! Right. Prepare to die, kid! (shoots an energy blast at him)
Link: (knocks it away)
Ganon: Hey! (sends it back at him)
Link: See? I can even use this glass bottle to counter it. (hits it back with the bottle)
Ganon: ....STOP IT!
Link: Hahaha, this is pathetic! The great Ganondorf, with the Triforce of Power, and he gets beaten by a bottle.
Ganon: SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPP! (the room gets dark, and little particles of light seem to flock towards Ganondorf. He begins to laugh maniacally as he manipulates the light and turns it into a black void of darkness above him)
Link: (staring forward in a frightened awe) Oh sh-
Ganon: HIYAAAAAA! (with a mighty heave, sends three powerful energy blasts at Link at the same time)
Link: (tries to run for the split second of time that he can, but gets hit by the blasts and gets knocked against the wall violently, and sparks of energy left over from the blast surround him) Gh-...ow.
Ganon: Ha ha ha ha! Pathetic indeed! Hahahaha! (sends another blast at Link)
Link: (gets up, but gets hit back down by the blast. In extreme pain, he struggles to get up for a second. He looks at Ganon with a face of pure hatred one final time, and struggles a little more. Finally, he is still.)
Ganon: AH HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! FINALLY, I HAVE BEATEN HIM!
Zelda: Link! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh NO! Our hero has fallen! Ganondorf, the Evil King, has won! Now the world will be thrown into darkness forever! ...Or WILL IT? Find out next time, on the next exciting episode of The Legend of Zelda: OCARINA OF TIME Rewrite!