Disclaimer: I do not own the pledge of allegiance, I don't wish to eider, and if I did own it, I would replace it with one of my many other pledges. Mhahaahhhhaahhaahhahahaha.

I am writing this because as the idiot I am I forgot to mention Washu in my pledge to Tenchi muyo the show. I know that the syllables are off a little in some parts, but I made an effort to keep it to a minimum, I have changed the pledge in other ones, if some one came up with a replacement line. You will be credited for it.

HERE IS THE ORIGINAL PLEGDE TO THE USA
I pledge allegiance
To the flag of the untied states of America,
And to the republic
For with it stands
One nation, in the visible, under god,
With justice and liberty for all.


HERE IS MY REWRITEN PLEDGE TO WASHU.
I pledge my abilities
As a suck up to the worlds greatest scientific genius
And to all her creations
Ryo-oki included
One goddess, who created Ryoko
Crabs and invisible computers for all!

(Just imagine washu's laughter when she finds out Washu A wrote this, her mad laughter)

So for the love of cheese review.

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