Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…but one can dream.**for all chapters**

'Kay so I probably should not be writing this story cause I already have like two,

but…it wouldn't leave me alone.

I even dreamed about it for Kami's sake.

It may be troublesome but please review!

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Vampire, or Vampyre Rulebook:

Don't walk in the daylight, if you do wear a coat

Don't go near crosses

Don't go into a church

When you feed, don't drain the human or animal

Recognize your fellow Vampyre and be nice

You shouldn't fall in love with a human

Beware of the color change of your eyes, everyone is different.

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Vampire Office-Chapter 1

Sasuke Uchiha was not happy. You could say he was pissed but Uchiha's don't get pissed. Sure, they get mad, angry, even peeved, but never downright pissed.

Today Sasuke had to accept new employees. Oh his brother just liked to make his life a living hell. 'Itachi Uchiha…I'm getting you back.' So today his job was to weed out the non-vampire employees.

That's right. Sasuke Uchiha was a Vampire. A bloodsucker. In fact everyone in his family was one. Heck everyone in this office was one.

He shivered, internally of course, thinking that if they had a human in this office building there would be rape and blood loss. Vampires could rarely control their urges especially dealing with blood. The Uchiha's prided themselves on control so Sasuke had a little more than others, but not a lot.

Sasuke just wondered why it had to be his job to weed out the humans. Why couldn't they give it to one of their minions like Kiba…or Gaara? Whatever, he'd just get it done and over with. And then he'd find some poor sap walking home alone in the dark, to take his frustrations out on. A small smirk curved his lips. Things were looking better already.

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Naruto was bummed! Today he felt like one of the unluckiest men on earth! His dad, Iruka had gotten him an interview with one of the top corporations Uchiha Blood Donor Corporation. They got people to donate their blood and then they sold it to Hospitals for people that needed blood transfusions.

That was the problem! Naruto hated blood! Why, oh why, does Iruka have to act like the mother instead of the father? He has to have female hormones, because seriously, mother hen mode much? Anyway, Iruka was so concerned over Naruto getting a job that he didn't even ask Naruto what he wanted to do! Naruto would have loved to have an outdoor job. Maybe an archeologist? (1) That would have been cool! He knew he wasn't going to pass the interview, because he wasn't a stuck up suit thank you very much! (2) 'Whatever, I'll just try my best an think positive.' He turned on his IPod and selected 'Dangerous and Far Away' He started bobbing his head to the music as he walked into the dreaded Uchiha Corp. building.

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Sakura was in a happy mood. Her spirits lifted when she was told today Sasuke would be interviewing people for some jobs. She knew they were going to be high position too, Hinata told her. Anyway her spirits lifted even more when a blonde blue-eyed hottie walked into the door.

"Hey. I'm here for an interview for a job application."

"Oh okay if you'll just wait in the waiting room sir."

"Of course."

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"Sasuke, you have a visitor. He's here for the job application. And may I just say he is fine…"

Sasuke was behind his desk and in his chair with his back facing her. "Thank you Sakura. I don't care how he looks. By the way pick me up some lunch please. You can also have a lunch break now." Sasuke said rubbing his temples.

"I'm sorry I just remembered that you are looking for a partner, he might be the one, you know? Anyway thanks I will. Tuna sub with extra tomatoes right?" Sakura asked playing with her hair.

"Yes."

"'Kay have fun bye!" Sakura departed his office.

"Oh lots!" He mumbled.

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"Mr. Uchiha is ready to see you now sir."

"It's Naruto. Uzumaki, Naruto."

His grin made her heart speed up a little faster. "Nice to meet you Uzumaki-san. I'm Sakura Hurano."

"Bye Hurano-san!" With that he bounded off to Sasuke's office.

'Well, he's a bundle of happiness, I wonder how Sasuke will cope?'

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Knock. Knock.

"Come in."

"Uh, Mr. Uchiha?"

"That's me." Sasuke swiveled around in his chair and came face to face with an angel. His breath caught in his throat. This angel had a big pair of innocent and nervous, blue eyes, a kissable pink mouth and a delicious looking exposed neck. His suit was royal blue and crisp. He looked very eatable.

'My God.' That thought was going through Naruto's mind as he laid eyes on the most handsome man he had ever seen in his twenty years. The boy looked about his age, with emotionless obsidian eyes and dark black hair. He was very pale, in contrast to Naruto's tan frame, and his voice was deliciously low. He looked like the prince of darkness.

"Naruto. Uzumaki Naruto." He extended his hand. Sasuke took it.

"Uchiha Sasuke." When they shook hands they felt this weird little jolt run up their spines.

Naruto was staring intensely into Sasuke's eyes. He leaned forward a bit, draw to Sasuke's lush lips. He shook his head. What the hell was he thinking? Sasuke was a guy, and his potential boss.

"Please take a seat." They both sat down.

"Do you like blood?"

"No, sir. I'm not really fond of it but I figure if I get a job in the office I won't have to deal with blood."

"Hn, call me Sasuke, please. So do you have Hemophobia? Are you scared of blood?"

"No, si-Sasuke. I don't fear it; I just don't particularly like it."

"I see. Do you fear sharp things, like needles…or teeth?"

"Needles…or teeth? No Sasuke I do not."

"What do you fear?"

"Uh…it's kind of embarrassing. The dark."

Then and there Sasuke knew for sure that Naruto was not a Vampire. But…he couldn't say that Naruto was fully human either.

"Alright. Do you ever get these strange urges?"

"Um…yes. Sometimes I have the urge to bite on something. It's a habit. Usually I chew gum."

"I see. Alright, that's all I needed to know." Sasuke was going to get his brother back. He decided he'd keep the angel and see if he caused any trouble. Sasuke would make sure his precious angel wouldn't be hurt of course…wait where the hell did that come from? I'm doing this purely to get back at Itachi…yeah…that's all.

"Did I get the job si-Sasuke?"

"Yes, you start tomorrow."

"Thank you Sasuke." Naruto stood and shook Sasuke's hand again. Yet again they felt the same jolt up their spines. Naruto laughed nervously.

"I won't let you down, Sasuke."

"Now that you work for me you can call me whatever you want, I don't care. Alright, newbie?"

Naruto hated that title. 'Donotdoanythingyou''llregret.' "Whatever, bastard." Naruto mumbled low so Sasuke couldn't hear.

Unfortunately for Naruto, Sasuke had inhuman hearing and he did hear Naruto whisper that. "Well, you sure are creative. Like I said, I don't really care what you call me, as long as you get the job done."

Naruto froze. Then when Sasuke said he didn't care Naruto was a bit relieved. "Oh, yeah Sasuke what is my job anyway?"

"You will meet with the blood donors and make sure they don't look like drugies. You will also set up meetings for the rest of the employees. Oh and to be part of this company, you are required to donate blood yourself."

Naruto turned white. Literally all of the blood drained from his face. "O-okay."

"Alright, come to my office tomorrow, so I can get someone to show you around."

"Alright, bye. Thanks again."

"Hn."

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Naruto walked out of the office again wondering why no windows were open. It's like they were Vampires or something. (3)

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Sasuke sighed. The blonde was the only promising one. All of the others were human and not worth his time. Now he could take out his frustrations. He smirked.

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So what do you think?

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