Here's a short story inspired by an even shorter comic. Have a good Sunday, and make it your goal not to kill anyone on the fabulous day!

DISCLAIMER: DISCLAIMED :3

Also, I just want to point out that I don't hate Kiba. I think Kiba is a great character. But when it comes to brains he's got just about as much as Naruto. So, so not alot. M'kay? :D

In the midst of the deafeningly loud Inuzuka compound sat two figures. While eating breakfast, each made it a point to 'accidentally' splash their cereal on the other when the timing felt right. Our very own Inuzuka Kiba, suddenly seeing that very own opportunity was suddenly stopped by a..a...THOUGHT. Turning to his sister he began to shout excitedly, "OH KAMI! OH KAMI! SIS, I'M THINKING!"

At this, a shocked Hana looked toward her brother, mouth gaping. "OH! JEEZ, MA GO START THE CAR! IT'S KIBA! HIS MORON JUST BROKE!"

The whole Inuzuka clan was in chaos. Tsume ran out to start the car, while other not even remotely important Inuzukas ran around in circles. As this was going on, the dog-nin rushed to their underground bunker. Anticipating the apocalypse that was sure to have started. Kiba, not even slightly insulted by this suddenly frowned. His frown deepening as realization broke through. "Ah, fuck. Nah, It's gone now."

As he spoke these words the clan fell into a silence. But then he suddenly shouted out, "IT'S BACK, I HAVE IT!"

Hana shook her brother furiously, "WHAT IS IT BOY?! WHAT IS IT?!"

Kiba, looked deep into his sister's eyes and gave her that look. That 'I'm really fucking serious look'. And with this he said to her, "Do you ever wish you were a dog?"

The girl nodded, "Yeah bro, all the time." Turning around to her fellow kin she asked, "Yeah, how 'bout you guys?"

The now calmed Inuzukas nodded. "Oh yeah, all the time." "24/7." "WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE TOILET PAPER?!"

Meanwhile, in the underground bunker:

"Hey Kuromaru-nii?"

"Yeah Akamaru-kun?"

"Ever wish you were a human?"

At this Kuromaru looked thoughtfully into the distance. After a moment the two ginormous dogs shook their heads in unison, "Nah!"

"Hey Kuro-nii?"

"Yeah Akamaru-kun?"

"Let's go sniff butts and stuff."

And in the Aburame compound:

"Father?"

"Yes Shino?"

"Do you ever wish you were a bug?"

"All the time son."

Lets not leave out the Hyuga clan:

"E-Eto Neji-nii?"

"Yes Lady Hinata?"

"D-Do you ever feel l-like we're left out of alot of fanfics?"

"All the time Hinata-sama. All the time."

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