An Edventful Evening
Chapter 1: It's a Time Consuming Anecdote
In a basement located in Peach Creek, there live two best friends discussing the events that took place last night. The one lying face down on a bed is the young man who lives in his parent's Basement. This is Ed a tall fellow with yellow skin, short black hair, a unibrow and surprising no chin. He is currently wearing a green jacket, a shirt with red and white stripes, blue jeans and black shoes. The other person on the chair in the basement room is one of Ed's best friends named Eddy. The half-asleep Ed boy is the shorter of the two with pink-like skin and three strands of hair standing out of top of his head. This young man is wearing a yellow shirt with a purple collar and a red vertical line on the front, light blue pants, and red shoes.
"That was some party last night eh Lumpy?" said the short boy who wanted to start a conversation with his best friend, but instead got no response. "I Said that was some party last night eh Lumpy?" Eddy repeated, but this time with an angry tone indicating the mood he was in. Losing patience Eddy got off his chair and walk towards the bed Ed was lying on.
Once there Eddy notice that Ed was hiding his whole body under a sheet of blanket. Blinded by anger Eddy pulls the blanket off the bed without second thought. That when the short temper boy notice something cute and yet disturbing at the same time. It was Ed lying on his bed in the fetal position cuddling a chicken. "ED!?" Eddy yelled in a shocking nature due to the fact the image he just witness is going to haunt him in his dreams for the next two weeks.
"Yes Eddy." Ed responds while the poultry he's cuddling was pecking at the side of his head do due confusion (Let's face I too would be confuse it some big smelly guy was cuddling me to death in his bed).
Eddy knowing that he might regret asking this, but needed to for plot convenience asked Ed "Is that Rolf's chicken Gertrude, and why is it with you?"
Ed looked at Eddy dumbfounded, and yelled "Yes, because I love chickens Eddy!" As he continue to cuddle the poor poultry to death.
Eddy realizing that chicken belongs to his neighbor Rolf started to panic, because it's well known that is never a good idea to take livestock away from the foreigner. Rolf though a weird boy, is very passionate when it comes to his farm including his prizes chickens. Eddy remembers that last time Rolf caught him and Ed with Gertrude the chicken, Rolf was able to send the both of them to the local hospital for massive bone damage.
Panic soon became fear as both Ed boys heard footsteps coming from the basement steps. Eddy turns to Ed and demanded him to hide the chicken before Rolf comes busting thru the door. Due to his low IQ, Ed finally understood that what he did was not only a dumb thing to do, but was also "Not Cool" for him and Eddy. Under a lot of pressure Ed tries to find a place to hide the chicken, but sadly could not find one. Until he look at Eddy.
While looking at the blank stare his friend was giving him. Eddy nervously asks "Why are you looking at me like that Lumpy?" Ed without uttering a word just slowly walks towards him. Scared of what going to happen him, Eddy tries to talk his friends out of it "Ed don't come any closer." sadly it was a fail attempt as Ed just continues to walk slowly towards him. "No Ed, stop!" Eddy shouted right before Ed attack him.
During the scuffle The Eds hear a knock coming from the door. Knowing the situation he was in, Eddy fearfully answers the door. "Who is it?" Silence fills the room for what seem like hours (when in reality it only been seconds).
Suddenly the person behind the door breaks the silence. "It's me Double D." Relief that is not Rolf, but instead is their other best friend Double D (also known as Edd) Ed and Eddy let him in. Once enter Double D saw a strange sight. It was Ed standing next to Eddy who weirdly had a chicken head sticking out of his pants. "Eddy why is there a piece of live poultry in your pants?" he asked out of curiosity.
Eddy didn't answer the question right away because in front of his and Ed's eyes is their own strange sight. Double D a young man with white like skin and a tooth gap, who's taller than Eddy, yet shorter than Ed, was not in his usually clothes. He still had his trademark black ski hat on, but oddly had on a dark blue suite with a dark red tie, white collar shirt, and pair of dark blue shoes. What caught Ed and Eddy attention was his appearance. The suite was wrinkle, the tie was starting to fall apart, and there seem to be mud on his shoes. This was unlike "SockHead", since he was a well know clean freak in the entire Cul-De-Sac.
Eddy did not answer his friend's question, instead chose to ask his own. "Was with the get up SockHead?"
Before Double D could reply, his face suddenly turns red from embarrassment. That's when Eddy notices something interesting on his friend's cheek. Eddy went up to Double D to investigate what was on his face. After a closer look Eddy figure out what it was. "Hey SockHead why is there lipstick on your cheek?"
Ed then laughs at the situation that was taking place, and blur out "Double D went on a kissing crusade Eddy."
Eddy then looks at Ed "shut up Monobrow, SockHead was too chicken to go to the party. Remember? Oh that reminds me." Eddy then took the chicken out of his pants, and places it gently on the floor. "That feels so much better." Eddy sighs in relief.
"But I did attend the party." Double D said in retaliation to Eddy's comment.
Eddy then turn his attention towards Double D "Oh really? How come we didn't see you at Nazz's Jazz Party then?
"You probably did not locate me because I had to leave early." Double D replied, as he took a sit on the chair Eddy was on earlier.
"Why did you have to leave early?" Eddy asked wanting to know what happen to his "let's play it safe" friend.
Double D looks at his two best friends (and Gertrude), sigh and tell them "It's a complicated and time consuming anecdote gentleman."
"Well tell us." Eddy demanded
"Not now please, I only came here because I misplace my house keys, and I need the spare Ed has in his procession." Double D told his friends.
"Well if you want the spare then you have to tell us that long and complicated story." Eddy said as he smiles knowing that Double D has no choice, but to tell him that "time consuming anecdote."
Double D sighs in defeat "Fine I concede, I will tell you everything that happens to me last night."
After that Ed was overjoy. If there was one thing he loves (aside from butter toast and gravy) it's a good story. Ed then grab Gertrude places her on his lap as he sat down on the edge of his bed. "Oh boy Story time Eddy, would there be Man Eating Werewolves from the Planet Jupiter?"
"Shut up Lumpy." Eddy told Ed as he proceeds to sit next to him. Eddy look at Double D "All right Sock Head start the story."
The Two D Ed Boy took a long deep breath. "My eventful evening all started when I was invited to Nazz's Jazz party.
End of Chapter 1