I do not own Harry Potter and I am glad I don't talk about a headache. I would have to come up with seven books, yeash!

Twenty things never to do in Harry Potter fan ficion Harry Potter and Gang.

Please review I have never written before this so do not be to harsh.

If anyone wants to make a story out of my Ideas go right ahead send me a letter or something telling me!

Part One ( I think it is any way)

1. Never have Harry's mom married to someone else. Especially Severus Snape unless it is for a really good reason.

2. Never insult Hagrid for fear of Hermione's right hook. (come on you should know better by now Malfoy!)

3. Do Not EVER match Neville with Luna. That just does not seem right.

4. If matching Luna and Harry use lots of humor. It actually works! Amazing I know.

5. Do not never ever have Ron and Malfoy become a couple.

6. Unless of course both have lost their memories or minds.� If so make one a girl Please, please, please?

7. Never ever have Ron and Harry as a couple. YEEEAAAKKK! (no offence to ron and harry fans!)

8. If doing a crossover make it reasonable, make them there past lives or related to one of the characters main or not.

9. If Dumbledore is going to be evil do not pair him up with Tommy Boy also called Voldemort or the Dark Lord by followers.

10. If doing a different house for Harry someone make a believable Hufflepuff storyline because I have never read one that seemed right.

11. If sending Harry to a different school, send him to one with Hermione and Luna.� Deffinately Luna though because she just cracks me up sometimes.

12. NEVER EVER HAVE A NICE SEVERUS SNAPE! �That is just plain creepy man and makes the ugly duckling seem like the Queen of pretty to.

13. If doing a mate storyline DO NOT USE HERMIONE she is like a sister to him!��If doing so make it really an Alternate Universe.

14. Who yeah gonna call ghost busters! Not really but someone find some way to get ride of Binns that involves Harry getting dressed up.

15. Doing A Harry going ga ga storyline is great! Just make sure he makes Hagrid an accessory after the fact! (along with LUNA!)

16. Time travel Harry is an o.k. storyline, and if doing so you end up with Harry scaring Hufflepuffs and a few Slytherins (cough-Malfoy-cough) fantastic to my view personally.

17. Ask yourself this If I was Harry what would I do to the Dursleys (if adding child make Harry real daddy (adoption people you are really weird if you thought he was doing Tunia)).

18. Doing an animagus story is cool (if doing magical animal using a phoenix, unicorn (unless dark), and dragon is way to cliched for my thinking and a lion�and snake�to by the way).

19. When doing a Harry is sick storyline use the amazing tag team of Madam Promfrey, Professor McGonagal, and Mrs. Weasley!

20. When doing a Harry/Ginny story remember she looks like his mother!