Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, it belongs to Kazuki Takahashi. I don't own the original "Twelve Days of Christmas" either. That belongs to… some dead person.
Bakura sings: THE TWELVE (STOLEN) THINGS AT CHRISTMAS
The first thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
The power of Blue Eyes White Dragon
The second things at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Two souls of idiots
And the power up blue Eyes White Dragon
The third thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
The three Egyptian God Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue Eyes White Dragon
The fourth thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Four of Yugi's friends
Three Egyptian God Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue Eyes White Dragon
The fifth thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Five pieces of Exodia
Four of Yugi's friends
Three Egyptian god Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue Eyes white Dragon
The sixth thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Six little fuzz balls (Kuriboh)
Five pieces of Exodia
Four of Yugi's friends
Three Egyptian God Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue Eyes White Dragon
The seventh thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Seven Millennium Items
Six little fuzz balls
Five pieces of Exodia
Four of Yugi's friends
Three Egyptian God Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue Eyes White Dragon
The eighth thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Eight shiny daggers
Seven Millennium Items
Six little fuzz balls
Five pieces of Exodia
Four of Yugi's friends
Three Egyptian God Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue Eyes White Dragon
The ninth thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Nine of Yugi's belts
Eight shiny daggers
Seven Millennium Items
Six little fuzz balls
Five pieces of Exodia
Four of Yugi's friends
Three Egyptian God Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue Eyes White Dragon
The tenth thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Ten of Kaiba's credit cards
Nine of Yugi's belts
Eight shiny daggers
Seven Millennium Items
Six little fuzz balls
Five pieces of Exodia
Four of Yugi's friends
Three Egyptian God Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue Eyes White Dragon
The eleventh thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Eleven of hikari's cookies
Ten of Kaiba's credit cards
Nine of Yugi's belts
Eight shiny daggers
Seven Millennium Items
Six little fuzz balls
Five pieces of Exodia
Four of Yugi's friends
Three Egyptian God Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue eyes white Dragon
The twelfth thing at Christmas that I am gonna steal:
Twelve copies of "how to rule the world for dummies"
Eleven of hikari's cookies
Ten of Kaiba's credit cards
Nine of Yugi's belts
Eight shiny daggers
Seven Millennium Items
Six little fuzz balls
Five pieces of Exodia
Four of Yugi's friends
Three Egyptian God Cards
Two souls of idiots
And the power of Blue Eyes White Dragon
END.