*7am alarm*
*Rachel hits snooze and rolls over*
Rachel; WHO ARE YOU!
Howard; It's me, Howard Bamboo, I work at sheets and things
Rachel; Why are you in my bed?
Howard; Look at the picture on the bedside table
*Rachel turns over, looks at the picture and suddenly screams*
Rachel; Holy shit Hewie, we got married?!
Howard; My name is Howard, and yes, you're probably also pregnant, last night was pretty rough
*Howard winks at Rachel*
*Rachel screams*