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This is the first story we've ever wrote. sorry if it not very good. but read and review anyway!!
THE STORY OF JACOB"S MOMS DEATH
It says she died in a car crash but, this is the true story.
It all started on the first day of Hanukkah. When Jacob's mother, Sally, was in the Emergency room having her belly scanned, when she was 8 months pregnant. The doctor said, "There is an ugly beast inside of you. It's time to get it out!!" At that moment, she knew the perfect name for it, JACOB!
They rushed to the emergency room to get the best out of her. She didn't want Billy there so he wouldn't have to look at the ugly BEAST!!
Ten hours later they were done. The doctors handed Sally the BEAST! She shuddered when she felt its bumpy skin touch hers.
"I don't want it!!" she said
"You have to drive it to the scientific research facility." the doctor said.
She put it in a germ proof Black bag. She opened it a little so the THING could breathe! She wondered why after all her beautiful daughters she was cursed with this BEAST! She decided to get rid of her problem once and for all. (Scary music plays)
She was driving to the scientific research facility when she hit a bump in the road. She looked in the rear view mirror to see if the thing had fall over. It hadn't…. unfortunately… She made the HORRIBLE mistake of making eye contact. The thing smiled, probably part of his plan. It was so hideous Sally died on the spot!! The car hit a tree. We all thought the THING was dead. But sadly, it was alive, SMILING BIGGER THEN EVER!!! It covered its whole tiny ugly face! A cruel, cruel, cruel, citizen called the police. When they arrived, they gasped and two dropped dead!! (stupid beast). They slowly removed the beast with gloves. They slowly drove to the emergency room, hoping to kill the beast on the way. Sadly, they didn't. The doctors took one look at it and one fell dead.
"Don't make eye contact!" one said.
"Get the needles!" another said.
"Why is it moaning?!?" asked one.
"I don't know! Poke it some more to get it to shut up!"
"DISECT IT!!" a nurse said.
They started to cut it up and begin the dissection process! A few hours later, they stitched him back together. Sadly, he survived. To bad the mom didn't!! (stupid JACOB BEAST)
"Well, lets give him to the owner." said the doctor.
"Hey, I think he looks better!!" said a young nurse!
The cops came to Billy's house with armor and goggles. They handed him goggles and said, "Here put these on."
Billy said, "OK!" and slowly put the goggles on. The officer held up the beast by its toes and said, "Do you have license for this thing!!"
Billy gasped and flinched in horror.
"Get it away from ME!" he screamed.
"Its yours!" the officer said.
"HOW?!?!?!?!" Billy screamed
"It has traces of your DNA!"
"My son? Where is Sally?" he says with a confused look on his face.
"She died from looking at ITS face." he said casually.
"Well… if its my son…" he said. He picked the thing up and hugged it. They were bounded for eternity. The cops started to walk away when Billy yelled, "WHAT!! What am I supposed to do with it? And what's this LUMP on its behind? And why is his other eye way down there??? And what's this string?? Why'd his hand fall off?"
The cops said, "Eh plastic surgery." and drove away quickly.
Billy went into sewing for four years and learned to stitch his BEAST back together. They all lived happily ever after. Well…. As happy as they could be with HIM around.
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END
….Till next time
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