The greatest sound that he could ever her was being drowned out by the second greatest sound. "Noah!" His wife's ear drum splitting scream pierced his ears. "Yeah babe?" He said chuckling. "Noah Eli Puckerman!" His three year old son squealed while running to get to his father. Puck picked up his son who was sporting a newly cut mowhawk by his uncle Sam(no pun intended even if it is awesome.) who was more worried about what Rachel would do to him than the level of badassness Puck's kid would achieve. Puck walked to the living room where his wife was pacing back and forth. "Did you call us babe?" he asked putting his signature smirk on. She stopped pacing and put her hands on her hips while turning towards her husband and son. "Just because you have the same initials doesn't mean I was talking to the both of you. I was talking to the boy without the ridiculous haircut that his father worshipped for almost twenty eight years!" she had said the last part while narrowing her eyes at the younger Puckerman. "Mommy my hair is badass now like daddy!" the younger Puckerman yelled. Rachel just continued to glare while she told Eli to go play trucks in his room. "Babe don't do that shit with your face, Kurt said it will give you creases in your face or some shit." Puck quipped. Rachel stopped glaring and walked over to her husband and whacked him upside his head. "Why on earth would even think about or mention the word badass to our son?" Puck put his hands up in defense. "Babe the kid needed a haircut and I went to Sam cause I don't have to pay you know how Sam has pictures of us in high school and college and Eli said he wanted the haircut I had. Sam said no but Eli pouted and you know no one can resist that kid's pout so it happened." Puck said with rushed words. Rachel looked up at her husband. "Well he does look like a three year-old Noah Puckerman but he is way more adorable." She said grinning. He wrapped his arms around her and kissed her chastely. "I remember you telling me that you liked me when we were three." He smugly said. Rachel sighed and said "Go before badass gets stuck inside my sons' vocabulary." She pushed him toward their son's room while laughing.