A/N Just a drabble. First humor piece ever. I lovelovelove it.
Disclaimer: Trust me, I don't want to.
Organ
Suddenly Edward knew something was wrong with his liscense. Beside the usual birthday, age, and species mix-up.
"How can a vampire be an organ donor?" He asked in confusion to Bella, whose already translucent fingers whitened as she gripped the wheel in annoyance.
She sighed and turned back for the second time to the Secretary of State's office. "We'll go in and as them to change it, alright?" Bounding out of the car, Edward didn't notice his beloved slam her head against the wheel. She growled, "Why didn't I choose the goddamn werewolf?"