COD: Bikini Bottom

It had been years since Eugene Krabs had seen submarines. But there they were, hovering above the once-peaceful city of Bikini Bottom. "Mr. Krabs, what are those?"

Spongebob snapped Eugene from his war flashbacks. "Spongebob, those are very bad. They mean that surface-dwellers are fighting one another. The last time I saw one was forty years ago."

"Wow. You're old." Spongebob began laughing at Eugene, and he just sighed. Suddenly, Eugene knew. There was a bright flash of light, and it was all over. The submarine that was previously over Goo Lagoon exploded, raining weapons and shrapnel all over the bathers. Eugene immediately went into warmode, and scuttled over to Goo Lagoon.

It was horrifying. Even Larry the Lobster, the most buff creature in Bikini Bottom, was pinned by a large piece of metal. "P-please…. Mr. Krabs, you gotta help…" Eugene just picked up a gun and shot Larry in the face. If Larry wasn't strong enough to lift the metal he was trapped underneath, nobody was.

Suddenly, Eugene picked up a very familiar sound. In fact, he had just heard this sound last night, when Pearl's boyfriend broke up with her. He knew it. His daughter, too, was in pain. He quickly scuttled over to her, but it was even more horrifying than Larry's situation had been.

A sharp piece of metal pierced Pearl's stomach, and she was throwing up blood and blood was coming out of her blowhole and there was just blood everywhere because she was also pregnant and the piece of metal had pierced the fetus. The blood filled up the entire ocean and all the sharks were happy. Mr. Krabs shot everyone but the sharks, and then the sharks had a good time. The end.