Disclaimer: I don't own a thing, not the characters, not the songs, I don't even own the idea. (If this seems a lot like queen of the solar system's fic, "Let's Force Heroes To Sing!", know that I'm not copying her story.) Also, I collaborated with my little brother (a. k. a. His Royal Bobness) on this, so big thanx to him. This story features characters from Heroes, Harry Potter, and Twilight. If you're confused, don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have. (I know that I have very eclectic tastes, and it shows in my writing.) Now, on to the story!
Lyra Lockhart's Multi-fandom karaoke extravaganza!
Ms. Lockhart: Hello, everybody, and welcome to the first ever (I think) Multi-fandom karaoke fanfic! And, without further ado, please allow me to introduce my co-host, fellow fanfiction author, and little brother, His Royal Bobness!
H. R. Bobness: That's right, folks! We've thrown (y)our favorite characters from many different fandoms onto one stage, and we're going to make them sing stuff! Yay!
Characters: (groan)
Ms. Lockhart: Well, let's start off by having our young couples come onto the stage!
Harry & Ginny, Ron & Hermione, Claire & West, and Edward & Bella: (file onstage)
Ms. Lockhart: And now, here's Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Claire, West, Edward, and Bella singing "All You Need Is Love", by the Beatles.
Edward: Does it have to be something so…obvious?
Bella: Um, I just remembered, I have to go visit Jacob!
Edward & Ms. Lockhart: Um, no you don't!
Edward: You're staying here, and singing with me.
Bella: Hmph!
Claire: (to the host) You do know West and I broke up, don't you?
Ms. Lockhart: Yes, I do know. But you're still singing with him.
Ginny & Ron: Who are the Beatles?
Harry & Hermione: (roll their eyes)
H. R. Bobness: They're those guys who do music that you play in the background while dancing in the living room.(Or at least with this song anyway…) BUT, that's just my personal opinion.
Ginny & Ron: (look even more confused)
Ms. Lockhart: Hem, hem. Presta la musica!
Ginny, Hermione, Claire, and Bella: Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Voldemort: (singing badly) Hate, hate, hate
Ms. Lockhart: Hey! There will be no hate during this song!
Voldemort: (looks murderous)
Ms. Lockhart: You will get your fill of hate in the next chapter, now shut up! Honestly, I don't even know why I have you here, seeing as you're dead.
Voldemort: (looks even more murderous)
Harry: There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Ron: Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy
Edward: There's nothing you can make that can't me made
No one you can save that can't be saved
West: Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time
Peter Petrelli: I didn't know Claire's boyfriend could sing!
Nathan Petrelli: He can't.
Peter Petrelli: What? You mean he isn't the one with the copper hair, and the glittery skin?
Nathan Petrelli: No, Claire's ex-boyfriend is the one with the brown hair, and the…non-glittery skin.
Peter Petrelli: I am so out of the loop these days!
All Boys: It's easy
All Girls: All you need is love
All Boys: All you need is love
All: All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
All Girls: All you need is love
All Boys: All you need is love
All: All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
Claire: There's nothing you can know that isn't known
Ginny: Nothing you can see that isn't shown
Hermione & Bella: No where you can be that isn't where you're meant to be
All Girls: It's easy
All you need is love
All Boys: All you need is love
All: All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
Love is all you need
Love is all you need
Love is all you need
Love is all you need
Love is all you need…
Lockhart, Bobness, and all the other characters that will sing in later chapters: (applause)
Voldemort: Boo!
Ms. Lockhart: (has Voldy thrown out by security) Thank you, guys! That was excellent!
H. R. Bobness: That was P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C!! What does that spell?! PATHETIC!!
Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Edward, Bella, Claire, and West: :( (sad face)
Ms. Lockhart: Don't be sad, guys. He's got…interesting tastes in music.
Ginny & Ron: We still don't understand who the Beatles are!
Ms. Lockhart: I'll explain it to you while the next people sing.
Next Chapter:Petrellis!