AN: I know, I know, I really should be working on Wood and Diamonds. But this idea has been hounding me forever and I needed to write it down! Plus, that last chapter is giving me trouble. Bella just won't go with an OC!

Anyhow, I am giving my hand at a humor story. I've written enough depression right now with Wood and Diamonds, so here's Into the World. It's a vampires revealed story, but not in the way you would expect. I'm going to try and get the real story started- this is just an intro

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, the characters, setting or ideas! It all belongs to Stephenie Meyer. Not me. How sad... But I would never get Breaking Dawn done, so maybe it's a good thing I'm not her!


Introduction

"Jake, you're back!" I threw my arms around the werewolf. I had just burst into his bedroom seconds ago, without knocking or announcing myself in any way. It was fair to say that he was a little shocked with my gesture.

"Um, Bella? Please remove your arms from my waist!" He was shaking at the sight of me. I stepped back, nervous that this would become a morphing rage. He stared at me like I had just died. Well, I hadn't yet. I had only had my wedding three days ago, I wasn't going to change so quick! Edward felt we needed to give it time. I felt that he was being a wuss. It didn't help that Renee was refusing to leave until I had my first child.

"Why did you bring a vampire across the boundary lines?" He was still shaking. I had escaped the Cullens for the day. I told them that I was going to visit the pack whether they wanted me to or not. Billy had called me with the news that Jake was home and I didn't care if he was dangerous. Jake was my best friend! I could have sworn that Edward promised that they would all stay in the house! Liars!

"I didn't!" I insisted. "They didn't come near, I made sure they stayed in the house! I even locked Edward in our room, with Emmett standing guard!" I had locked Edward in there. Emmett was bored, so I hired him to be lookout. It was much better than Emmett playing pranks on Rosalie and pinning it on me.

"You're right," Jake said, resigned, sniffing the air. "I don't know this scent." His eyes narrowed and he looked around the room warily. He snapped to attention suddenly and yelled, "Bella, watch out!"

Cold hands grasped my arms and a sharp puncture was made in my neck.


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