How On EARTH Did THIS Happen?!
Yamato doesn't own NARUTO or Hetalia: Axis Powers
It was a "peaceful" day in Konoha…well as peaceful as it will ever be with Yamato writing NARUTO stories. Because Naruto's an idiot, (as well as the fact that Kyuubi isn't really evil), he freed Kyuubi from his cage, and Kyuubi chose to take his human form. (picture is on my dA account. hates links so I won't post the link.) Shukaku magically found his way back to Gaara. Don't ask me, Yamato's lazy and I'm just a narrator. Any way… cue Morning from Peer Gynt (Not owned by me).
However, in the Hetalia universe, the personification of England, named Arthur Kirkland, (representing the UK) happened to be casting a spell to ruin America's reputation when, of course, in burst said idiot, so painfully stupid that he would make NARUTO of all people cringe. Said idiot being the personification of America, Alfred F. Jones. Because Iggy MUST never get through a spell without being interrupted. So much for the stereotype about all people with glasses being intelligent…
"HEEEEEEEY Artie! WASSUP?!" The self-proclaimed hero yelled.
"Oh bloody HELL Alfred! You bloody wanker! You bloody made me ruin the spell like always!" Because Iggy MUST always insult Alfred in British. *CRACK* (A crack appears in the fourth wall)
It was true. Arthur's spell had been glowing green and then it exploded, knocking both Artie and Alfie to the floor in a position that would make USUK fangirls die of nosebleeds. (There goes a bunch more cracks to the fourth wall)
Ultimately, it also knocked them out. The blow was so powerful that it overtook all of Europe, the Americas (except Canada. A/N: Who?), and most of Asia and Africa, including Russia. Because the spell somehow isn't scared of his lead pipe and/or his KOLKOLKOLing, It wasn't scared of Sweden either.
It also ripped through the invisible barrier separating the screwed up Hetalia universe from the arguably equally screwed up NARUTO universe, destroying the fourth wall in the process, causing fangirls from all over to rejoice in celebration. Said celebration was cut short when the fourth wall automatically rebuilt itself.
Because it was one of Iggy's spells, it HAD to go absolutely haywire and cause something that would throw people of both universes into panic everywhere. The spell caused all Hetalia countries affected to turn the opposite gender, yet somehow, in the NARUTO universe it only affected Kyuubi and Shukaku and caused them to turn into adorable chibi.
"OH SHIT! That means Florida's gone! AAAAAAAHHHHH! EVACUATE!"
AHEM. The fourth wall was sealed back up so NO comments could get through.
"NOOOOO Ukraine's tracts of land!"
You know what? Screw this I'm getting a taco.